I just fell in love with Susan Tran.

Respect to the 38 year old Juggalo. Down with the Clown Until He's DEAD in the Ground!!! Fantastic display of loyalty.

Lawsuit Says It's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Critics On Twitter : The Two-Way : NPR

Because who could imagine Twitter being an echo chamber?

I said I drank a 12 pack, took a Xanax bar, and smoked a joint.

Holy ****! 116???
Salvadorean man with 39 children may be oldest living man - BBC News

I don't believe him, lets cut off a leg and count the rings in the femur bone.

He certainly doesn't look like a walking corpse! I didn't think it was possible to live to that age.

The oldest verified person on record is French woman Jeanne Calment (1875–1997), who lived to the age of 122 years, 164 days.

One of my relatives just died at age 108.

RIP

I hope there wasn't much suffering.

SoundCloud Only Has Enough Funding For 50 More Days, Time To Back Up Your Data - Metal Injection

This article doesn't give much reason to be like, "oh no! Not my precious soundcloud." Though everyone might want to back up their stuff if you don't have it backed up.