The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Plankton · 04-01-2015, 11:46 AM

I know. It's not even worth a facepalm.

**Janszoon** · 04-05-2015, 05:56 AM

Funding Jesus: Who bankrolled Christ's ministry? - CNN.com

Just because today is a religious holiday doesn't mean mythology is news.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-09-2015, 11:33 AM

Oil discovery near Gatwick airport 'significant' - BBC News

They think they've found 100 billion barrels of the good stuff in Surrey, England.

Jog on Scotland, you're not needed any more

ladyislingering · 04-09-2015, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki

Missing Malaysia plane MH370: What we know

Holy crap.

Is it wrong that I'm laughing?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-09-2015, 07:18 PM

Yes.

Chula Vista · 04-09-2015, 09:24 PM

No.

Plankton · 04-10-2015, 08:05 AM

Welcome to Illinois, where you only have to dodge bullets, and tornado's.

Tornadoes lash north central Illinois; 1 dead, damage widespread - Chicago Tribune

Chula Vista · 04-10-2015, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Welcome to Illinois, where you only have to dodge bullets, and tornado's.

Tornadoes lash north central Illinois; 1 dead, damage widespread - Chicago Tribune

Horrific sh*t.

Zaqarbal · 04-18-2015, 04:58 AM

Escaped zebras chased through Brussels by police. Zebras crossing

**Janszoon** · 04-18-2015, 04:23 PM

Cheryl Rios stands firm: President should be male - CNN.com

Quote:

The female business owner who declared on Facebook earlier this week that women aren't fit for the U.S. presidency stood by her views Saturday, citing "hormones" and a "biblical background."

"That's how God wanted it, and again, it's my belief and how I run my household and how I am," Cheryl Rios, the CEO of Go Ape Marketing in Dallas, said on CNN's "New Day."

I wasn't aware that God had any specific comments with regard to the US presidency. Good thing he OK'd female CEOs though apparently.

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04-05-2015, 05:56 AM	#2392 (permalink)
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04-09-2015, 09:24 PM	#2396 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	No. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

04-10-2015, 08:05 AM	#2397 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Welcome to Illinois, where you only have to dodge bullets, and tornado's. Tornadoes lash north central Illinois; 1 dead, damage widespread - Chicago Tribune __________________ See location...

04-18-2015, 04:58 AM	#2399 (permalink)
Zaqarbal Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 824	Escaped zebras chased through Brussels by police. Zebras crossing __________________ "Lullabies for adults / crossed by the years / carry the flower of disappointment / tattooed in their gloomy melodies."

04-09-2015, 11:33 AM	#2393 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Oil discovery near Gatwick airport 'significant' - BBC News They think they've found 100 billion barrels of the good stuff in Surrey, England. Jog on Scotland, you're not needed any more

04-09-2015, 07:18 PM	#2395 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Yes.