The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Chula Vista · 09-13-2018, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Crazy **** is going on in Boston

Something caused a multiple chain gas link explosion and a lot of houses are blown up and/or on fire

****ing crazy!

The Batlord · 09-14-2018, 07:02 AM

I think Boston's building up to a nuclear detonation.

Chula Vista · 09-14-2018, 11:05 AM

For the record, not even really close to Boston. Merrimack Valley:

****. Massachusetts is one ****ed up looking state!

Key · 09-14-2018, 11:07 AM

Lol

The Batlord · 09-14-2018, 11:10 AM

Ya'll still tempting a detonation.

OccultHawk · 09-14-2018, 03:38 PM

I’m willing to go full merit on this one. Dozens of homes just explode?

Space Jews

~~MicShazam~~ · 09-14-2018, 03:41 PM

I've decided that the most unsettling part of that damn gif file is how the bear's tongue is vibrating fast at the end of the laugh animation.

Chula Vista · 09-14-2018, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicShazam

I've decided that the most unsettling part of that damn gif file is how the bear's tongue is vibrating fast at the end of the laugh animation.

Obviously an Italian bear.

**Frownland** · 09-18-2018, 01:49 PM

Advertiser Class Action Claims Facebook Overestimates Audience Size

Facebook is the guy in high school who invites you a party at his house under the premise of it overflowing with girls, booze, and drugs, but when you get there it's just him and two of his friends playing D&D and you have to walk a half mile to the park down the street if you want to smoke because his parents are strict.

OccultHawk · 09-18-2018, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Advertiser Class Action Claims Facebook Overestimates Audience Size

Facebook is the guy in high school who invites you a party at his house under the premise of it overflowing with girls, booze, and drugs, but when you get there it's just him and two of his friends playing D&D and you have to walk a half mile to the park down the street if you want to smoke because his parents are strict.

I went straight upstairs and ****ed his mom and his dad.

09-14-2018, 11:05 AM	#13673 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	For the record, not even really close to Boston. Merrimack Valley: **. Massachusetts is one **ed up looking state! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

09-14-2018, 03:38 PM	#13676 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	I’m willing to go full merit on this one. Dozens of homes just explode? Space Jews __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

09-18-2018, 01:49 PM	#13679 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Advertiser Class Action Claims Facebook Overestimates Audience Size Facebook is the guy in high school who invites you a party at his house under the premise of it overflowing with girls, booze, and drugs, but when you get there it's just him and two of his friends playing D&D and you have to walk a half mile to the park down the street if you want to smoke because his parents are strict. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

09-14-2018, 11:07 AM	#13674 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Lol

09-14-2018, 03:41 PM	#13677 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	I've decided that the most unsettling part of that damn gif file is how the bear's tongue is vibrating fast at the end of the laugh animation.