Swine Flu

WWWP · 05-05-2009, 05:09 PM

Have you guys played this? Pandemic II

The purpose of the game is to wipe out the world with a disease you create. I succeeded with my creation of "Stephenie's Tears." I got the high score of the day!

Thrice · 05-06-2009, 07:42 AM

First American death?

Wow Steph this game is ****, did you play relaxed or realistic?
Im playing relaxed with the 'Ball Sweat' virus right now.

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-06-2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Have you guys played this? Pandemic II

The purpose of the game is to wipe out the world with a disease you create. I succeeded with my creation of "Stephenie's Tears." I got the high score of the day!

I've played that.

pahuuuta · 05-06-2009, 12:03 PM

that game takes patience if you dont know what your doing

Guybrush · 05-06-2009, 12:36 PM

My GF just told me the daftest swine flu joke ..

"They once said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency, swine flu."

WWWP · 05-06-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrice

First American death?

Wow Steph this game is ****, did you play relaxed or realistic?
Im playing relaxed with the 'Ball Sweat' virus right now.

I've played both, but I prefer the realistic version, although the relaxed gives you points faster. It depends on how much time I have to kill the planet, really.

ChiliColdBlood · 05-07-2009, 11:43 AM

Piss Me Off · 05-07-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by toretorden

My GF just told me the daftest swine flu joke ..

"They once said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency, swine flu."

A joke my mate sent me..

"I'm worried man, i want you to get checked for swine flu. I know you've never been to Mexico but you've sure as hell been with some pigs in your time!"

How i laughed.

right-track · 05-07-2009, 03:22 PM

Off topic joke with a saving pig reference.

A big dirty farmer bursts into his wife's bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announces. "This is the pig I'm fucking when you won't put out!"

His wife replies arrogantly. "That's not a pig dear...that's a sheep."

To which the farmer replies. "I was talking to the sheep!"

Guybrush · 05-07-2009, 04:40 PM

Haha, great jokes

Here's another one. It's about as sharp as wet toilet paper, though.

"The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment."

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Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,077	First American death? Wow Steph this game is ****, did you play relaxed or realistic? Im playing relaxed with the 'Ball Sweat' virus right now. __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

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pahuuuta Craziest Thing Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New York Posts: 459	that game takes patience if you dont know what your doing __________________ *He Who Makes A Beast Out Of Himself Gets Rid Of The Pain Of Being A Man*

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Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	My GF just told me the daftest swine flu joke .. "They once said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency, swine flu." __________________ Something Completely Different

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Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Haha, great jokes Here's another one. It's about as sharp as wet toilet paper, though. "The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment." __________________ Something Completely Different

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05-07-2009, 03:22 PM	#219 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Off topic joke with a saving pig reference. A big dirty farmer bursts into his wife's bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announces. "This is the pig I'm fucking when you won't put out!" His wife replies arrogantly. "That's not a pig dear...that's a sheep." To which the farmer replies. "I was talking to the sheep!"