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sleepy jack 07-02-2009 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 696762)
I make the impossible.. possible. :cool:

How very Christlike.

TheCunningStunt 07-02-2009 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Schredds (Post 692216)
Im not worried about heaven or hell....but if you were to switch a few letters around in your user name your named would be TheStunning****, hahahah

OMG REALLY?! OH NO'S! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN :(

WHAT SHALL I DO?

LOLZ U CANT ANSWER ME COZ U HAZ BIN BANNED hahahah

http://blog.enterpriseitplanet.com/g...d_facepalm.jpg

TheCunningStunt 07-02-2009 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 696766)
How very Christlike.

This thread was to throw you all off course of my existence.

I am he.

Bow down beneith me. (Just to be clear, as an act of worship not oral pleasure.)

sleepy jack 07-02-2009 12:07 AM

You're not Jesus. Jesus is divine and can spell beneath correctly.

TheCunningStunt 07-02-2009 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 696772)
You're not Jesus. Jesus is divine and can spell beneath correctly.

Jesus hasn't slept in 24 hours. Jesus' spelling and grammar isn't great at the moment. For that remark, I'm inclined to send you to hell. I'll sleep on it and come to a decision.

sleepy jack 07-02-2009 12:14 AM

Jesus never sleeps cause sleep is the cousin of death.

TheCunningStunt 07-02-2009 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack (Post 696778)
Jesus never sleeps cause sleep is the cousin of death.

I'm Jesus, I died on the cross. I no longer fear death, so I sleep like a girl who has been slipped rohypnol.

Astronomer 07-02-2009 12:21 AM

If there is a heaven and hell, I'm definitely going to hell.

TheCunningStunt 07-02-2009 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by shiseido red (Post 696789)
If there is a heaven and hell, I'm definitely going to hell.

Why?

msganda 07-05-2009 10:59 PM

Sadly more of the fun people will be in Hell.


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