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gunnels 01-21-2010 02:50 PM

http://i47.tinypic.com/307raxh.jpg...?

someonecompletelyrandom 01-21-2010 03:00 PM

^ :rofl:

OceanAndSilence 01-22-2010 03:37 AM

he was busting the trees chestnuts

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 01-22-2010 04:23 AM

rip captain caveman 1991-2010
suffocated by one liners

Neapolitan 01-22-2010 10:57 PM

some reason that story reminded me of a Homer & Jethro song


rubbing sticks together

goodfoot 01-23-2010 08:01 AM

did he play safe was it a rubber tree, boom! boom!, or, maybe he was planning a treesome, last one, he said he couldn't see the nudes for the tree's, i'm outta here...........

boo boo 01-27-2010 09:11 PM

Perhaps he was trying to create an Ent.

MAStudent 01-29-2010 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by annapurna (Post 813960)
I ****ed a tree and I liked it
The taste of her cherry bark
I ****ed a tree just to try it
I hope my goat don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right...

haha

FETCHER. 01-29-2010 12:06 PM

I'm pretty sure Airdrie is in Scotland. Fuck me. I must come across as a monkey now.


I read this in the paper, last place I expected to read it was here...

Freebase Dali 01-29-2010 05:12 PM

Who in here is from New zealand?
Because I read a news story today that a New zealand man was caught at an airport with 44 live geckos and skinks in his underwear.


I bet that really tickled. They probably caught him because of excessive and suspicious Teehee's.


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