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Serge_Gee 01-20-2010 09:32 AM

Man banned from park after trying to have sex with a tree...
 
I had to post this, pretty darned funny! What next??? :love:

A man has been banned from a public park - after he allegedly tried to have sex with a tree.

William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie after claims he attempted to bonk the plant. It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants and exposed himself while in the visitor attraction in September last year. It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles. Shaw, of Airdrie, yesterday pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town's sheriff court.

Sheriff Frank Pieri released Shaw on bail - on the condition that he stays away from Central Park. Last night Shaw was unavailable to discuss the allegations at his flat. A neighbour said: "I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad."

Shaw is due to stand trial next month. He was also accused of committing the offence while on bail for another matter from November 2007. It is not the first bizarre sex charge to hit the headlines in Scotland. In 2007 Steven Marshall, 19, admitted simulating sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire.In the same year Robert Stewart, 53, was caught by two cleaners having sex with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.

Shake 01-20-2010 10:49 AM

Watch out for splinters!

jackhammer 01-20-2010 11:46 AM

Got wood?

Shake 01-20-2010 11:46 AM

"Daddy, where do baby trees come from?"

Mojo 01-20-2010 11:48 AM

My word. I dont even know what to say about this.

right-track 01-20-2010 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 813737)
My word. I dont even know what to say about this.

Don't sweat it man...just don't do it again mmmkay?

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-20-2010 12:04 PM

Can I do anything without you fuckers posting about it?

Mojo 01-20-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 813748)
Don't sweat it man...just don't do it again mmmkay?

Im sorry man. I feel ashamed really. Its just, you didnt see this tree...

Dr.Seussicide 01-20-2010 12:06 PM

Those leaves... Those fucking leaves!

OMG!

Fast Frankie 01-20-2010 12:11 PM

William Shaw... undoubtedly a direct relation to Charles Shaw


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