Favourite conspiracy theories?

Ayn Marx · 07-09-2022, 05:18 PM

My neighbour on the other side of the mountain believes an advanced race of super-humans from across the galaxy are going to prevent us destroying ourselves in a nuclear war. He also believes this race, made up of nothing but females of their kind equiped with six breasts each will procreate with males of our species to produce a new ‘human’ race, an advanced, highly intelligent species with a lifespan of hundreds of years.

The same neighbour believes Ukraine is run by Nazis and that Russia will save us all from their dastardly intentions.

Which do you suggest the most bizarre theory?

rubber soul · 07-10-2022, 05:29 AM

Can he tell us who actually shot Kennedy?

~~jwb~~ · 07-10-2022, 11:02 AM

I dunno. The idea of women saving the day triggers my inner skeptic.

Ayn Marx · 07-23-2022, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

I dunno. The idea of women saving the day triggers my inner skeptic.

Don’t you mean your inner misogamist ?

Trollheart · 07-24-2022, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

I dunno. The idea of women saving the day triggers my inner skeptic.

I bet the idea of six breasts triggers something else.

Ayn Marx · 07-26-2022, 04:24 AM

A face with an even half dozen mouths ?

Trollheart · 07-26-2022, 05:19 AM

Don't be giving him ideas.

~~jwb~~ · 07-26-2022, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ayn Marx

Don’t you mean your inner misogamist ?

A misogamist as in someone who hates marriage? No that's not what I meant but thanks for trying to correct me anyway!

SGR · 07-26-2022, 10:19 AM

The Batlord · 07-26-2022, 10:41 AM

Jdubbz you know you'd never let a woman put chains on you.

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07-09-2022, 05:18 PM	#391 (permalink)
Ayn Marx Music Addict Join Date: May 2022 Location: Sometimes Posts: 556	My neighbour on the other side of the mountain believes an advanced race of super-humans from across the galaxy are going to prevent us destroying ourselves in a nuclear war. He also believes this race, made up of nothing but females of their kind equiped with six breasts each will procreate with males of our species to produce a new ‘human’ race, an advanced, highly intelligent species with a lifespan of hundreds of years. The same neighbour believes Ukraine is run by Nazis and that Russia will save us all from their dastardly intentions. Which do you suggest the most bizarre theory?

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~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	I dunno. The idea of women saving the day triggers my inner skeptic.

07-26-2022, 04:24 AM	#396 (permalink)
Ayn Marx Music Addict Join Date: May 2022 Location: Sometimes Posts: 556	A face with an even half dozen mouths ?

07-26-2022, 10:19 AM	#399 (permalink)
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