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Old 02-06-2018, 06:07 PM   #161 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2018, 06:15 PM   #162 (permalink)
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You guys can misconstrue anything to the nth degree for your own amusement.
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a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
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Old 02-06-2018, 06:46 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2018, 06:52 PM   #164 (permalink)
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Never trust aliens

Anyway - scariest thing I've seen... ****

I have childhood memories that scare me when I think back on them, but that doesn't count as a singular thing I've seen.

Scariest thing I've seen will have to be the bathrooms at a public pool. Christ, there was human refuse where it shouldn't have been. How the **** do you even end up splattering piss on the walls in the woman's bathroom?!

And, I do have to admit - I'd be rather... off-put, maybe nervous, if the man I was seeing started mentioning to me the circumstances under which he'd hit a woman.

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^The above is awfully pessimistic.
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Old 02-06-2018, 06:54 PM   #165 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2018, 06:57 PM   #166 (permalink)
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Why would someone who values honesty reference such a historically inaccurate movie?
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Old 02-06-2018, 07:44 PM   #167 (permalink)
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You guys get off on arguing.
Huh?

I said I had the unfortunate experience of seeing my mom get beat up and then followed it up a few comments later with a standard code of never hitting a woman. Almost anyone would take that in the spirit it was intended, as a refusal to be an abuser, except for you, you decided to yabut it. Like Iím not taking it personal, itís cool, youíre a cool guy, but youíre the one who stretched the conversation into an argument. Everyone else is like yeah thatís a good rule to live by cause you know where Bat and I are coming from having lived it so like yeah youíre the one who took something thatís pretty damn non-controversial and found some ridiculous way to make an argument out of it. I donít care and Iím not trying to play the whereís your compassion poor me card. Like you know?
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Old 02-07-2018, 09:25 AM   #168 (permalink)
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Ok, scary shit...

When I was in the military, I watched a Warrant Officer with 2 weeks left until retirement get crushed with a forklift right in front of me. I served just before Desert Storm, so I was fortunate to not have to witness anything worse than that while doing my time.

I was homeless in a ghetto during a bad time in my life a long time ago. I was robbed a few times, beat up, dragged to the back of some projects to meet my death once, only to be saved by a policeman in a passing squad car. A couple of my friends have died in the same neighborhood. Shot, OD'ed, beat to death. That sort of thing.

When I was in prison, I witnessed a few beat downs. Some were within inches of where I was standing. When a GD or LK tells you to move over, it's probably in your best interest to comply so you're not caught up in the flurry of fists and boots to the skull of some poor misguided soul.

When I was a youngster my Dad would take us to the races. One time we were at a modified Sprint division race, the ones with the huge wings on top and open wheel type carts, when two of the open wheels connected and in an instant one of the cars was rolling end over end. Then the back axle came off, hurling through the air over me and landing in the stands about 20 feet to my right, killing 2 people.

Then, there's getting up on stage to perform in front of a large crowd. That's pretty ****ing scary.
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