The scariest ****ing thing you've ever seen.
 

Has anyone else seen the giant sinkhole in Guatemala? OMFG! I couldn't believe it at first. It's just so strange. I wasn't aware someting like this could occur naturally. I mean, it almost looks man-made in the way it's nearly perfectly round. Any thoughts on this?

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Run Nazis, run...

Yeah, I've seen a few, not up close, in pictures. It's kind of cool, but from what I know most aren't of that size.

Yeah, most Hasidic Jews are bigger than that.

He is kind of big.

Top 3 scariest things I've personally seen:

- Large, 65'-69' Mustang driving at 45+ MPH 2 seconds away from T-boning me. (which happened 2 seconds later)
- Incoming mortar shells.
- A bathroom stall in a McDonald's off of Canal Street in New Orleans. (please don't ask)

Glory holes are a bitch aren't they? It's like you have to suck on it if it peeks at you.

I wouldn't know. You seem like the expert there, but I'm not interested in the details.

This scenario consisted of feces. A LOT of it. In places you wouldn't think possible.

Like I said man... glory holes are a bitch man... =/

When I was a teenager I worked at a hobby farm for children, they had parties and stuff, tractor rides and animal petting, all that kind of crap.

One of my jobs was cleaning the toilets there, it was pretty disgusting. One day I went in them and I found a pair of pants, a t-shirt, and a pair of socks on the floor completely covered in shit. It was disgusting. I refused to clean it up.

Nasty. :laughing:

I used to clean toilets at Disney World. I can sympathize.

You haven't seen a shit-covered bathroom stall until you've seen feces on the ceiling, stall walls, entire toilet, floor, INSIDE the door latch hole...

Envision a stick of dynamite exploding in a small space while stuck inside a 5-gallon bucket of diarrhea and only about 10 minutes old....

THAT's what I saw. No... EXPERIENCED.
I still can't explain how it happened.

That is so gross. Inside the door latch hole even... how the hell does that happen?!

Maybe someone put a stick of dynamite inside a 5-gallon bucket of 10 minute old diarrhea?

@ Kate
I don't know. It was, incidentally, the first thing I noticed when I opened the stall door. The latch hole had diarrhea in it... weird... then when I opened the door all the way and began to step inside.... the horror and enormity of sheer terror hit me full force and assaulted all 5 senses.
I think I would have been less distraught if it had been blood and innards splattered everywhere.

You mean you tasted it too?! Ew.

Of course!
You don't taste 10-minute-old 5-gallon bucket dynamite exploded surrounding-splattered diarrhea?






No really... ever smelled something so gross you could practically taste it?

Well... scent is associated with taste... scientifically speaking...

Well technically, the sense of smell works by teeny tiny little poo particles going into your nose. So when you smell shit, it's because there are particles of shit floating into your nose.

So no doubt they floated into your mouth, too.

Yes. Yes, I have. Pretty recently in fact. It was a client of mine's breath, which I unfortunately had to endure for a good half an hour sitting in front of a computer with him. I was literally stifling gagging the entire time. The best description I can give of the aroma is a dirty diaper full of vomit, and I felt like I could still smell it on my clothes hours after he left.

^ Hahaha... wow


And thanks Kate, for letting me know I had poo in my mouth that night. :(

The portable toilets at music festivals. Ew, simply ew.

I saw a girl peeing in a urinal (standing up) once at a German-American fest in Germany.
It was more intriguing than disgusting, but worthy of mention here. It was a total surprise.





Edit:
And yes, she was a girl. You can tell by the way the girl is hunched over the urinal that there was no penis. I have a penis, so I'd know.

^ Thats uh... lovely :laughing:

Well the toilets at Glastonbury a few years ago were atrocious. You were better off in the bushes.

Reminds me of that female urination device I saw an ad for...

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Very weird if you ask me... liberating women so that they can now pee like men or some crap? No... just weird.

a girl at T in the Park was in a festival toilet and people tipped it so it landed on the door, she came out covered in **** and piss. she was taken away in an ambulance...

Oh my god... that is horrible.

So it looks like this has turned into the shit and piss thread, then!

the scariest thing i've seen was when i was in Paris walking up a street, a tramp (i assume) smashed in a phone box with his fist then started picking up shards of glass and throwing them at passers-by. His hands were cut to ****, blood everywhere. Definately the strangest 2 minutes of my life to date.

Scariest thing was when I was in a car crash, and went straight off the road because the snow, landed in a field :).

scariest thing i heard was when i broke my ankle in 3 places and displaced my shin bone, then i tried to walk on it, the crunching sound still makes me feel sick, and that was 3yrs ago.

Wow, I started this to ask people what they thought of the Guatemala Sinkhole and an hour later, everyones talking about ****. Hahahaha.

If I don't include the numerous things I've seen on the internet (murders, suicides, etc.) I haven't seen anything all that scary.

I once saw a blind-drunk girl taking a sh!t in a urinal at a festival a few years ago and while she was doing that some complete scumbag was trying to chat her up.

The scariest thing i've ever seen is also festival-related. At the same festival the following year a girl that was camping near me was found in her tent unconscience one morning, she'd O.D.ed on something. We watched the medics take her out of the tent and take her out of the campsite with a stretcher and oxygen mask. That girl died in hospital.

Thats awful :( for all festivals are worth, crap stuff does happen..

It's just a matter of odds when there are that many people in one location... someone's bound to take a shit in a urinal.

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Crying women scare me, I only ever say "Get in my van."

No but really, they really unnerve me. Hysterical women who are in floods of tears = scary. :(

:rofl: Yeaa, crying people are a bit freaky. When old people cry I feel sad..

Old people crying I can just about cope with, watching them go into a restaurant and ask for a table for 1 is bad then watching them eat by themselves, now that's just heartbreaking.. :(

:(:(:(

The Human Centipede looks pretty **** aswell. Off topic, I know. But yeah..

I went out with a big group of people one night and there was this real drunk girl with us.
Towards the end of the night in the middle of the street she pulled her knickers down squatted down to have a piss and passed out in mid piss. So there's all these people walking past looking at some girl lying on the floor in a puddle of her own piss with her knickers around her ankles.

I miss my nights out with such classy people.