Bye

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I don't give a **** about what you think of my cliche friendship but he's like one of the only three people I've ever felt truly comfortable with in my life and it has nothing to do with race and to think that race could make it better or worse is to misunderstand that we are simply two people who have a connection that makes us like to be around one another and not feel awkward when we're not in "designated 'friends' having fun mode". We'd be able to finish each other's sentences if I weren't a horrible **** and he weren't a chill dude who busted out laughing like a retard at the reprehensible dumb **** I say.

And I mean what the **** else do you want? How many white friends have you ever had who you'd fight a professional wrestler for? If you've had those friends would it make a difference if they were black? I don't know maybe being a super awkward freak has put this into greater relief for me than other people because I simply don't have many people to love to throw under the bus to be a racist. If I find a real friend it kind of doesn't matter who that person is cause that's one of the only ones I'm ever going to get and I better be willing to shoot someone for that person. I can't afford to be choosy even if that person is a darky.

Damn dude. I said I respect it.

Peeps all up on my nuts today

I mean my ****** Jim's been my only real friend since high school and we only really know how to hang out with each other so damn straight I'm not gonna leave it as "my black friend".

I'll tell him I said that in those words too and watch him shake his head.

Love that character in Huck Finn

You know as much as I might say **** today I totally know that one less friend for a few years and I'll be you. It takes that much to make life feel like life is a fight you can never win with no one on your side. I'm not even trying to be mean or win a dumb internet thing. I think if I knew you in real life you'd be that friend for me and we'd be against the world together and you'd teach me how to get laid and I'd love you for it and we'd see death metal shows together and I'd call you a ***got for not moshing. And I'd be worried about your health cause I'd know you'd die before me and I'd be thinking of that time twenty years from now when I'd be all alone.

But you said something I had to defend about my ****** friend so you know. God you suck btw.

TBH I thought I was sending a PM but I'm drunk so whatevs.

explains a lot

tbh I agree with OH less than I do a lot of you (at times) but I feel connected to him more. We're both two ****headed ****s who are quite possibly going to the same place in life and just buying time until then. I wish you all the best but me and him are probably catching rays on the same boat that's gonna run ashore on the same bonecrushing reef. I just hope that at some point we'll literally be on the same boat and crushing beers while the other people on the boat don't know we're all about to die.