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SATCHMO 11-18-2010 06:54 PM

All Day I Dream About One-eyed Zombies
 
Every once in a while -- aeons is the time frame in which it's usually expressed-- something incredibly funky and capricious happens in the universe, a sort of... cosmic clearance sale, if you will, where worlds that would be otherwise remote and exclusive from each other... Collide,... as is the common cliche. Texas, Croatia, and well... All over the damn place, come together in a swirling vortex, just like they did last night in Houston, Texas, and well... Nobody really noticed but us,... and the super wanker fuck of a waiter at The Cheesecake Factory who wouldn't sell me a damn Sierra Nevada because I didn't have my ID.

We laughed and we cried; We held hands and sang Kum By Ya, I ate some free bread and drank NSW's beer. All in all, it was a summit of such magnificent proportions that the universe itself is still frantically filing through the racks of The Hallmark Store to see if they have a card for that.

Who knows if such a a rare and epic MB convergence will ever again take place in any of our lifetimes?


Terrible Lizard 11-18-2010 06:57 PM

At random? We can only hope.

NSW 11-18-2010 07:13 PM

Felt like I was drinking beer and eating free bread with mega-famous MB celebrities. I can't believe that waiter wouldn't serve you. DOESN'T HE KNOW WHO YOU ARE????

SATCHMO 11-18-2010 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife (Post 958206)
Felt like I was drinking beer and eating free bread with mega-famous MB celebrities. I can't believe that waiter wouldn't serve you. DOESN'T HE KNOW WHO YOU ARE????

It's the top hat... Happens all the time.

NSW 11-18-2010 07:19 PM

And everyone should know that Marijan is as strikingly handsome in person as he is in his pictures. Really. It's true...the mega-hot ones are always gay.

SATCHMO 11-18-2010 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife (Post 958209)
And everyone should know that Marijan is as strikingly handsome in person as he is in his pictures. Really. It's true...the mega-hot ones are always gay.

...and 9 feet tall

LoathsomePete 11-18-2010 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 958210)
...and 9 feet tall

I was about to say lol, just out of curiosity how tall are you Satchmo?

SATCHMO 11-18-2010 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 958211)
I was about to say lol, just out of curiosity how tall are you Satchmo?

I'm 5'11''... I asked Adidasss how tall he was and he could only tell me in the metrics, but I would say he has to be at least 6'7''.

Janszoon 11-18-2010 07:54 PM

So let me get this straight: Adidasss is the in the US for a short time, it's his first time in this country, and you guys take him to... Cheesecake Factory?! :eek:

Anyway, sounds like a fun night no matter the restaurant choice!

SATCHMO 11-18-2010 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 958216)
So let me get this straight: Adidasss is the in the US for a short time, it's his first time in this country, and you guys take him to... Cheesecake Factory?! :eek:

Is this really what you wanna' bust by nuts over? It was close; we thought we had limited time; I'm elderly and can't get very far without bottled oxygen and a wheelchair.

Janszoon 11-18-2010 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 958218)
Is this really what you wanna' bust by nuts over? It was close; we thought we had limited time; I'm elderly and can't get very far without bottled oxygen and a wheelchair.

You missed my edit. I'm just teasing homes. :D

SATCHMO 11-18-2010 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 958219)
You missed my edit. I'm just teasing homes. :D

****... you know I love your fuchsia nipples.

NSW 11-18-2010 08:04 PM

Hey now...the Cheesecake Factory is just as good a place as any to hug, cry, and jump up and down like hyper school girls screaming "Oh My God...it's really you!"

Terrible Lizard 11-18-2010 08:04 PM

I've eaten there, it was bollocks.

SATCHMO 11-18-2010 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife (Post 958223)
Hey now...the Cheesecake Factory is just as good a place as any to hug, cry, and jump up and down like hyper school girls screaming "Oh My God...it's really you!"

And we thought we only had him for like 20 minutes.

RVCA 11-18-2010 10:29 PM

Oh, how cool!

Dirty 11-18-2010 10:34 PM

That's pretty sweet you guys met up and had dinner. I won't join in on the CHeesecake Factory bashing though, cause I love that place and love cheesecake.

SATCHMO 11-19-2010 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 958259)
That's pretty sweet you guys met up and had dinner. I won't join in on the CHeesecake Factory bashing though, cause I love that place and love cheesecake.

I love any place with beer, and a waiter that strongly questions whether or not I'm old enough to buy it.


















...But only if they still sell it to me.

crash_override 11-19-2010 10:33 AM

Don't ever try to deny a man his Sierra Nevada, what the hell was that guy thinking?

Cool you guys met up though, sounds like a good time.

jackhammer 11-19-2010 06:45 PM

Judging by that pic I would go- Adidasss 6'4", Satchmo 5'9" and NSW 5'4". Hope you had a good time and kudos for meeting up too.

Engine 11-19-2010 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 958542)
Judging by that pic I would go- Adidasss 6'4", Satchmo 5'9" and NSW 5'4". Hope you had a good time and kudos for meeting up too.

Why would you go that?
I doubt that SATCHMO is a person who lies about his height so how about:
Adidasss 6'6", SATCHMO 5'11", and NSW 5'6"?
That looks right to me

Also, I thought SATCH lives in Maine?

someonecompletelyrandom 11-19-2010 06:53 PM

That's really cool. It's strange but sometimes I forget that I'm talking to real people on here. It's like MB is just this thing, this artificial intelligence that talks to me about music. It was odd enough hearing James voice on Xbox Live. I can't imagine meeting him :laughing:

jackhammer 11-19-2010 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine (Post 958544)
Why would you go that?
I doubt that SATCHMO is a person who lies about his height so how about:
Adidasss 6'6", SATCHMO 5'11", and NSW 5'6"?
That looks right to me

Also, I thought SATCH lives in Maine?

Because I know Marijan's height :) So I have taken an educated guess thereon.

TheBig3 11-19-2010 07:06 PM

jealous.

jackhammer 11-19-2010 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 958550)
jealous.

Who?

someonecompletelyrandom 11-19-2010 07:14 PM

He means he's jealous they all met. Right?

TheBig3 11-19-2010 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 958552)
Who?

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 958555)
He means he's jealous they all met. Right?

Yeah.

Esp. because I've been trying to meet people constantly on this place and I keep getting burned :(

Alfred 11-19-2010 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 958200)
Who knows if such a a rare and epic MB convergence will ever again take place in any of our lifetimes?

It will... me, keith, Dayvan Cowboy, and any other Canadian minors are all going to attempt to sneak into the 19+ Godspeed You! Black Emperor shows in April.

Freebase Dali 11-19-2010 07:29 PM

My MB meeting would be like this:

-Freebase Dali
-Some weird noob that just came to spam




Table for one.
:(

someonecompletelyrandom 11-19-2010 07:30 PM

I'd meet with you. I'd probably ask you to loan me money but at least you'd have someone to talk to.

jackhammer 11-19-2010 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 958567)
My MB meeting would be like this:

-Freebase Dali
-Some weird noob that just came to spam




Table for one.
:(

I would join you. We both like our beer.

Freebase Dali 11-19-2010 07:32 PM

Haha... I was speaking more to the logistics aspect and all, but thanks anyway.

jackhammer 11-19-2010 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 958571)
Haha... I was speaking more to the logistics aspect and all, but thanks anyway.

Well **** you then ;)

I know though. Logistically it would be remarkable if more than 2 or 3 met.

NSW 11-19-2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engine (Post 958544)
Why would you go that?
I doubt that SATCHMO is a person who lies about his height so how about:
Adidasss 6'6", SATCHMO 5'11", and NSW 5'6"?
That looks right to me

Also, I thought SATCH lives in Maine?

I'm 5'4"...

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 958550)
jealous.

Hey, you told me a while back you were coming to Texas...then you never let me know when you were here. Pfft.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 958567)
My MB meeting would be like this:

-Freebase Dali
-Some weird noob that just came to spam




Table for one.
:(

You don't live far away...I'll add you to the mailing list, and next time we arrange our "MB meeting of the minds" I'll be sure to contact you.

Arya Stark 11-19-2010 07:56 PM

It would be so much fun to have an MB get together!!

TheBig3 11-19-2010 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 958585)
It would be so much fun to have an MB get together!!

NYC you say....hmmmm.

Freebase Dali 11-19-2010 08:07 PM

If we all contributed money to a paypal account over time, we could all fund a trip to the middle of the Atlantic ocean so it would be fair to [most] everyone.

someonecompletelyrandom 11-19-2010 08:10 PM

Right. Let's actually do this.

conan@paypal.com

http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/s...suspicious.jpg

Freebase Dali 11-19-2010 08:16 PM

Now I can haxorz! Thanks bro!!!

But seriously though. I realize we're all spread apart. I guess I'm just mostly lazy/stingy and that would be a reason why I wouldn't drive from South Louisiana to any part of Texas, much less the border of it, for something equaling a night out with people I've never actually met. No offense guys. I'd totally do it if it was an opportunity that didn't work against me.

Just out of curiosity, how far did you guys (besides Marijan) have to travel to meet up in whatever spot you met up in?

Janszoon 11-19-2010 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 958601)
But seriously though. I realize we're all spread apart. I guess I'm just mostly lazy/stingy and that would be a reason why I wouldn't drive from South Louisiana to any part of Texas, much less the border of it, for something equaling a night out with people I've never actually met. No offense guys. I'd totally do it if it was an opportunity that didn't work against me.

Haha, there are several members who actually live in the same city as me and yet I still don't see it happening.


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