Men, are you more huggy these days?

simplephysics · 02-16-2011, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

That's because a lot of massues use a lot of force with the massage as it is the ultimate way to loosen muscles and adjust the position that your body takes naturally. No pain no gain. If you want an airy fairy massage get your girlfriend/boyfriend to do it.

Haha, yes. My friend and I use to walk on each others backs to crack out the knots, probably not the safest thing in the world if you don't know what you're doing, but my back always felt looser afterwards. My boyfriend is only good for back scratching.

**Janszoon** · 02-16-2011, 08:19 AM

I love massages but my last one was just ridiculous. I was at the mall and had a stiff neck so I stopped into a massage place to just get a 15 minute neck and shoulder one. I started talking to the guy behind the counter then this little tiny woman with bad teeth who had been sleeping on a chair up against the wall hopped up, walked over over to me and said in a commanding tone, "you take off shirt and shoes." This massage place was open to the mall and had only those trifold Asian screens for privacy so I felt a bit awkward. I told her I just wanted a short neck and should thing and she replied, "yeah, take off shirt and shoes." So complied, awkwardly, and this little tiny woman who was probably less than half size proceeded to climb all over me and give me the most brutal massage of my life. I like a good firm massage but this was pretty over the top. She was grinding her knee into my back, punching me, pulling at my muscles like she was trying to debone a chicken. Like I said, it was ridiculous, and the whole time all I could hear was mall muzak and families talking as they walked by.

The Batlord · 02-16-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I love massages but my last one was just ridiculous. I was at the mall and had a stiff neck so I stopped into a massage place to just get a 15 minute neck and shoulder one. I started talking to the guy behind the counter then this little tiny woman with bad teeth who had been sleeping on a chair up against the wall hopped up, walked over over to me and said in a commanding tone, "you take off shirt and shoes." This massage place was open to the mall and had only those trifold Asian screens for privacy so I felt a bit awkward. I told her I just wanted a short neck and should thing and she replied, "yeah, take off shirt and shoes." So complied, awkwardly, and this little tiny woman who was probably less than half size proceeded to climb all over me and give me the most brutal massage of my life. I like a good firm massage but this was pretty over the top. She was grinding her knee into my back, punching me, pulling at my muscles like she was trying to debone a chicken. Like I said, it was ridiculous, and the whole time all I could hear was mall muzak and families talking as they walked by.

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Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I love massages but my last one was just ridiculous. I was at the mall and had a stiff neck so I stopped into a massage place to just get a 15 minute neck and shoulder one. I started talking to the guy behind the counter then this little tiny woman with bad teeth who had been sleeping on a chair up against the wall hopped up, walked over over to me and said in a commanding tone, "you take off shirt and shoes." This massage place was open to the mall and had only those trifold Asian screens for privacy so I felt a bit awkward. I told her I just wanted a short neck and should thing and she replied, "yeah, take off shirt and shoes." So complied, awkwardly, and this little tiny woman who was probably less than half size proceeded to climb all over me and give me the most brutal massage of my life. I like a good firm massage but this was pretty over the top. She was grinding her knee into my back, punching me, pulling at my muscles like she was trying to debone a chicken. Like I said, it was ridiculous, and the whole time all I could hear was mall muzak and families talking as they walked by. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm