rapture begins may 21st
 

just fyi

Awww man, May 21st is my birthday :(

Free trip to heaven on your birthday!

Or hell:mad:

BD is awesome, she'll go to heaven.

ROFL. Turn to the Lord now everyone while there is still time! 3 days of being repentant should do it.

:(

That's more like it.

as the prophet of rapture I believe I'm more qualified to determine who is awesome enough to go to heaven

so far it's just me

Will there be MB threads in heaven?

Or this will happen: Tribulation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Only one's about swag rap and hentai

Atheists Offer Post-Rapture Services, Christian News

:laughing:

Nice. :laughing:

Those atheists will feel pretty dumb come October 21

Oh no, I don't even have time to read all the Left Behind novels.

I'm declaring Jesus will be late for the rapture, and it will occur on the 22nd.
Why?






Why the fuck not?

Not to be insensitive or inflammatory, but I'd just like to point out that, at least for myself and my immediate unbelieving friends, the manner in which "rational" Christians view the "crazy" rapture-predicting Christians as credulous nutjobs is the same manner in which us nonbelievers view "rational" Christians... all the time.

Does anybody know what time zone gods in? For christs sake i need to set my alarm!!!

I think the disparity exists between Christians taking to heart the parts of the Bible that say "he will come like a thief in the night", and this other guy totally acting like he knows when your shit will be stolen.

Christian: "Pshhh... you false, bro... Jesus is too skilled a thief for you to know when he'll climb up in your windows."

The moment i knew i was gay, i know i've been raptured.

Are you gay? I hadn't noticed.

question...where the hell is all this coming from? Who is saying the rapture is in 4 days? Why is it not on the news? Usually crazy idiot people are the media darlings are they not?

Blame that to an old man named Harold Camping.

You may wanna check this out:
Harold Camping - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Neither, this is the first I heard of it. :rolleyes:

^^ haha.. can't believe that you guys haven't noticed. it's ok. sometimes being observant and sharp arent innate to all persons.

We were being sarcastic. It's all you ever post about. Whopdifreakingdo. Tell us something we don't know.

i was once said that people who are caught being ignorant often say they're just being sarcastic.

May 21, 2011 Judgment Day! Tract - eBible Fellowship

Here is the 'math' to prove the rapture.

Speak for yourself. I don't think you realise how often you tell us all you're gay. That speaks volumes about ones ignorance.

^^whatever

I just noticed something, May 21 is also my four year anniversary on MB.

So how does this work? Do we all jump off a cliff or put a gun to our heads? How do we ascent towards god? Do we just start floating towards the heavens or do our souls leave or bodies and we leave behind our empty, mortal shells? This is just surrounded in ambiguity.

LAWWD WAT SHALL I DEW?!@

My birthday is way more important than your MB anniversary. I'm expecting several rounds of free drinks.

Yeah, I saw this one somewhere. I haven't paid it much attention, to be honest. I don't buy into all the rapture mumbo-jumbo as it is, but this one's been predicted by the same guy who's predicted it before in 1994? If you predict the same apocalypse twice, you seriously need to reconsider your career choice.

Camping is 89. Maybe he's losing it a little.

Hey, I'm expecting free drinks too.

Well, here in Tampa the nuts were walking down the street with megaphones... Gotta love Tampa, though. This town is bat****.

How about some beer?

Hey, all the crazies have been out here too with their signs and ****. There was some guy on the subway today who was yelling out "Saturday is Judgment Day!!! Only the purest will be welcomed up to heaven!!!!!!" and crap like that. I wish I secretly filmed it but I was too busy holding in my laughter.

Well, it was a week before, and the guy was saying how it's just enough time to read the bible... and it's like... Christ you expect us to read a 1000 page book in 7 days, and remember it well enough to be saved?

Yall should definatley get plastered and wake up with a chicken walking around your room and Mike Tyson banging on your door. With absolutley no recollection of what went on except for the video one of your friends made as that ends with you slipping off to your room with the guy/gal that normally makes your skin crawl when your sober. Go ahead and live a little...it always makes for a good story.