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to confuse, bewilder, or stupefy.

And, unintelligible does not appear anywhere in any definition i saw. How about you were confused, bewildered, or stupefied. Typical that people who do not understand, always place the blame on anyone but themselves. So, if you get me, know that i understand you perfectly. If i don't, it's my fault, not yours.

And, i did it on purpose. I can't say i'm surprised. Because, nothing surprises me anymore.

At least when you throw out your accusations, you could post a song. It is a music site. So, here is what you can call me now. Ridiculous.



i don't use the mf word. Frank did.

Stephen

At risk of causing further offense I thought I'd take up your challenge but let me preface this by saying I post this in jest.

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[QUOTE=fazstp;1165011]At risk of causing further offense I thought I'd take up your challenge but let me preface this by saying I post this in jest.

1. Someone should have a thread with Frank Zappa tunes. I don't know how old you are mate, but, he was the absolute most underrated guitarist in history, in MHO, of course. But, man could he play. And, the lyrics didn't bother me, i won't actually waste my time on you

2. Here's some more obfuscation. That tune was exactly 4:44 in length, and, that is pretty darn applicable to some names i won't mention. But, there a two names that in gematria add up to 444. It has something to do with everyone who has uttered the words 'I am'. And, i say that in the sense that i am going to clear that up, or maybe cause a blackout. Who knows? Only the shadow knows, is what i've heard.

The bold is the point. So, let's let everyone hear some more of Frank. He could have sold out, and, made a ton of jack. He did his thing, and, he was quite an amusing, fantastic artist.

No one posts for no reason. Here's the song it led me to, and, the message that needs to be delivered to all the circus-show evangelists. i don't believe you probably know who jim and tammy baker, and pat robertson are, but, that is a long story. Just google Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggert, and read an amusing story Find a picture of tammy, if you need something to scare the mice away. She was born so ugly, the doctor slapped her mom

But, she did make a lot of money from that story. Frank was telling it like it was.



There's an ugly little wasel bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryin n lyin
Cause her sweet little hubbys
Suckin prong part time
(in the name of the lord)

Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks you're a jerk

Did he really choose tammy to do his work?
Robertson says that he's the one
Oh he sure is,
If armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
An he's got some planned for you!
(now, tell me that aint true)

Now, what if jimbos slightly gay,
Will pat let jimbo get away?
Everything we've heard him say
Indicated that jim must pay,
(and it just might hurt a bit)
But keep that money rollin in,
Cause pat and naughty jimbo
Cant get enough of it

Perhaps it's their idea
Of an affirmative action plan
To give white trash a special break;
Well, they took those jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their buddy, up above
For sending down his love
(while you all smell the glove)

Jim and pat should take a pole
(right up each saintly glory-hole),
With tar and feathers too --
Just like they'd love to do to you

(cause they think you are bad --
And they are very mad)

Cause some folks don't want prayer in school!

(wed need an ark to survive the drool
Of micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And jimbo-jimbo when they graduate)

Convinced they are the chosen ones --
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the n.r.a.
(with their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)

With a ku-klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you aint born again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin:
No abortion, no-siree!
Lifes too precious, can't you see!
(what's that hangin from the neighbors tree?
Why, it looks like colored folks to me --
Would they do that...seriously? )

Imagine if you will
A multi-millionaire television evangelist,
Saved from korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator

Studied law --
But is not qualified to practice it

Father of a love child
Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
Of papas religious propaganda program

Claims not to be a faith healer,
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

Involved with funding for a secret war in central america
Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends

Involved in suspicous tax-avoidance schemes,
(under investigation for 16 months by the i.r.s.)

Claims to be a man of god;
Currenty seeking the united states presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him into --
The twilight zone

What if pat gets in the white house,
And suddenly --
The rights of certain people disappear
Mysteriously?

Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify
As an american tragedy?
(especially if he covers it up, sayin
Jesus told it to me!)

I hope we never see that day,
In the land of the free --
Or someday will we?
Will we?

And if you don't know by now,
The truth of what Im tellin you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow --

And jesus will think Im a jerk, just like you --
If you let those tv preachers
Make a monkey out of you!

I said:
Jesus will think you're a jerk
And it would be true!

There's an old rugged cross
In the land of cutton --
Its still burnin on somebodys lawn
And it still smells rotten

Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go!

Here's my favorite. Another great solo.