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Old 04-13-2012, 10:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Omg you are you so hilarious!!! I know some women get really uptight about kitchen jokes but I think they're HIGHlarious!! I like being in the kitchen best anyway :P Making my boyfriend sandwiches while he plays Xbox makes me feel like a woman. Rowrr!!!
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Paloma, just get back in the kitchen.
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OMG no need to be jealous of me bb! But it's ok, I understand you just want to be a real woman like me. Maybe you should try cock sometime like a normal woman!!
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Omg you are you so hilarious!!! I know some women get really uptight about kitchen jokes but I think they're HIGHlarious!! I like being in the kitchen best anyway :P Making my boyfriend sandwiches while he plays Xbox makes me feel like a woman. Rowrr!!!
I said I wanted a steak.


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Old 04-13-2012, 10:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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OMG guys. I just got a major boner thinking about making a sandwich while my bf plays video games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;] Jk i don't have a boyfriend who wants meh? janszoon?
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'll take ya. But I prefer roast beef. So...don't shower for a few days.
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OMG no need to be jealous of me bb! But it's ok, I understand you just want to be a real woman like me. Maybe you should try cock sometime like a normal woman!!
I find cock repulsive. But you're charming. Perhaps you could rise above kitchen?

Also, I jest. I have friends who are hardcore feminists, and like to dismiss womanly discourse by general principle, as their idea of feminism consists of women > men instead of equality.
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