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Trollheart · 10-06-2012, 02:35 PM

Holy crap, can this guy do ANYTHING himself?? "Walking route?" "Where are the books"? Jesus! Of course, you KNOW without ANY QUESTION that it would very quickly be ads you'd be getting in front of you: oh sorry, products that have been selectively tailored to your purchasing profile! **** me, I would HATE that!

Hey, if one of those told him on his "planned walking route" to turn right, but that led into a river, don't you just bet he would obey?

"Some day"? I hope I'm cold in the ground by then, or at least locked away from society where I can do no further harm, just listening to my ipod and talking inanely about "back in MY day" to anyone who will listen.

Burning Down · 10-06-2012, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Holy crap, can this guy do ANYTHING himself?? "Walking route?" "Where are the books"? Jesus! Of course, you KNOW without ANY QUESTION that it would very quickly be ads you'd be getting in front of you: oh sorry, products that have been selectively tailored to your purchasing profile! **** me, I would HATE that!

Hey, if one of those told him on his "planned walking route" to turn right, but that led into a river, don't you just bet he would obey?

"Some day"? I hope I'm cold in the ground by then, or at least locked away from society where I can do no further harm, just listening to my ipod and talking inanely about "back in MY day" to anyone who will listen.

Hey, one time the GPS I have in my car led me to a parking lot behind an abandoned warehouse, when I simply asked for directions to someone's house in an area that I wasn't familiar with.

Trollheart · 10-06-2012, 07:12 PM

There weren't people suspiciously loading crates onto a truck there, were there?

I think everyone should have a Homer-based SatNav: "Turn right here. No, RIGHT, idiot! Not YOUR right! MY right! D'oh! Look, just do whatever you want man, ok? I didn't sign up for this! Man, I wish I was at home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmmm! Potato ch---" SCREEEECH!! CRASH!

Burning Down · 10-06-2012, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

There weren't people suspiciously loading crates onto a truck there, were there?

I think everyone should have a Homer-based SatNav: "Turn right here. No, RIGHT, idiot! Not YOUR right! MY right! D'oh! Look, just do whatever you want man, ok? I didn't sign up for this! Man, I wish I was at home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmmm! Potato ch---" SCREEEECH!! CRASH!

My GPS has the Simpsons package on it, and I've set it to Homer's voice. Haven't gotten lost since the aforementioned abandoned parking lot incident.

10-06-2012, 02:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Holy crap, can this guy do ANYTHING himself?? "Walking route?" "Where are the books"? Jesus! Of course, you KNOW without ANY QUESTION that it would very quickly be ads you'd be getting in front of you: oh sorry, products that have been selectively tailored to your purchasing profile! **** me, I would HATE that! Hey, if one of those told him on his "planned walking route" to turn right, but that led into a river, don't you just bet he would obey? "Some day"? I hope I'm cold in the ground by then, or at least locked away from society where I can do no further harm, just listening to my ipod and talking inanely about "back in MY day" to anyone who will listen. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-06-2012, 07:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	There weren't people suspiciously loading crates onto a truck there, were there? I think everyone should have a Homer-based SatNav: "Turn right here. No, RIGHT, idiot! Not YOUR right! MY right! D'oh! Look, just do whatever you want man, ok? I didn't sign up for this! Man, I wish I was at home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmmm! Potato ch---" SCREEEECH!! CRASH! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018