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Key 01-16-2013 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275094)
I'm confident enough in your deductive abilities to just let you work it out for yourself.

Nice work completely avoiding the question I asked you. Seems your not confident in your own mindset to let me know what you think about a man and another man sleeping together without any sexual activities taking place.

Face 01-16-2013 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1275098)
Nice work completely avoiding the question I asked you. Seems your not confident in your own mindset to let me know what you think about a man and another man sleeping together without any sexual activities taking place.

I guess my confidence was misplaced, I was talking about sexual intercourse, I thought that much was obvious.

If they need to share and no "sexual activities" take place then it's not gay is it?

All good now?

wiggums 01-16-2013 10:04 AM

You pass.

The Batlord 01-16-2013 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275096)
I just find it odd you call yourself straight.

Why? I'm not really attracted to men, but I am very attracted to women. I just don't feel the need to close the door on sexual relations with a man just because I feel obligated to "pick a side".

wiggums 01-16-2013 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1275117)
Why? I'm not really attracted to men, but I am very attracted to women. I just don't feel the need to close the door on sexual relations with a man just because I feel obligated to "pick a side".

Kinda like 2% milk?

Janszoon 01-16-2013 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by wiggums (Post 1275120)
Kinda like 2% milk?

Oh 2% milk picks a side. Believe you me, it picks a side.

The Batlord 01-16-2013 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by wiggums (Post 1275120)
Kinda like 2% milk?

Dude, wut?

wiggums 01-16-2013 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1275122)
Oh 2% milk picks a side. Believe you me, it picks a side.

That sounded eerily threatening....

:confused:

I'm scared.

Face 01-16-2013 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1275117)
Why? I'm not really attracted to men, but I am very attracted to women. I just don't feel the need to close the door on sexual relations with a man just because I feel obligated to "pick a side".

...I consider someone who repeatedly and willingly sleeps with (as in has sexual intercourse with) someone of the same sex and enjoys it to not be straight. Maybe bi, maybe gay, not straight.

Or maybe I'm off base here? Whatever.

On this very minor point lets just accept we have slightly different opinion/points of view/perceptions and move on.

Janszoon 01-16-2013 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by wiggums (Post 1275129)
That sounded eerily threatening....

:confused:

I'm scared.

You should be. Lactose is very intolerant.

wiggums 01-16-2013 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1275126)
Dude, wut?

:crazy:

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1275143)
You should be. Lactose is very intolerant.

:clap:

Burning Down 01-16-2013 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275140)
...I consider someone who repeatedly and willingly sleeps with (as in has sexual intercourse with) someone of the same sex and enjoys it to not be straight. Maybe bi, maybe gay, not straight.

Or maybe I'm off base here? Whatever.

On this very minor point lets just accept we have slightly different opinion/points of view/perceptions and move on.

So then someone who repeatedly and willingly sleeps with the opposite gender, you'd consider straight?

Face 01-16-2013 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1275156)
So then someone who repeatedly and willingly sleeps with the opposite gender, you'd consider straight?

What's with people on this thread and being pedantic?

I was trying to cover all bases in case someone said "what if they willingly had to repeatedly sleep with someone to save their mother's life/end world hunger?" or something.

But no, in closing one door I opened another.

Burning Down 01-16-2013 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275167)
What's with people on this thread and being pedantic?

I was trying to cover all bases in case someone said "what if they willingly had to repeatedly sleep with someone to save their mother's life/end world hunger?" or something.

But no, in closing one door I opened another.

Wait, what? I was just trying to understand your logic. But you didn't answer my question.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-16-2013 01:48 PM

There are hot men, I do acknowledge but I want to sexually be with a woman though. Just saying.

Key 01-16-2013 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1275168)
. But you didn't answer my question.

Yeah, he tends to skip questions toward his arguments.

Face 01-16-2013 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1275275)
Yeah, he tends to skip questions toward his arguments.

I didn't realise I have an argument. Do you have one?

The obvious answer is no, I wouldn't consider someone who repeatedly (at least twice) and willingly (as in there were no outside circumstances overly pressuring them such as safety, date rape drugs etc) slept with (as in had sexual intercourse with) with the same gender (as in they share the same type of genetailia) to be straight.

Please note, person or persons matching the above description are not definitely gay. This is intended as a general outline for a situation in which I would not categorize someone as straight, which I have typed after being repeatedly asked about differing scenarios and specifics. It does not sufficiently cover alll demographics, which include but are not limited to transsexuals, transgenders, hermophrodites. Nor does it cover different levels of physical intimacy, like spooning, making out, dry humping, or tossing the salad either. I apologise for not taking the time to come up with a complete guide that covers my opinion on all possible scenarios.

Please don't take it personally if I don't take the time to answer any further questions regarding increasing specific descriptions or scenarios. This is mainly due to being bored of the subject, but feel free to assume it's because I'm a closeminded bigot of a homophobe who can't handle your openmindedness as well if you wish.

Thankyou all!

Key 01-16-2013 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275287)
I didn't realise I have an argument. Do you have one?

You're trying to differentiate between what is considered straight and what is gay, when you don't even know the answers to the questions that you're being asked, which relate to what you've already stated. I don't have an argument, but that doesn't make any less of what i've said in this thread already. It'd just be helpful in a friendly debate if you could at least retaliate when someone questions your opinion.

Scarlett O'Hara 01-16-2013 07:26 PM

I can't believe this is news. I'm pretty sure she's been out for a while.

anticipation 01-17-2013 12:19 AM

unless you're trying to bang jodie foster then it really shouldn't matter what her orientation is. way to be superficial as **** smh #fap.

wiggums 01-17-2013 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 1275535)
unless you're trying to bang jodie foster then it really shouldn't matter what her orientation is.

Aren't we all?

The Batlord 01-17-2013 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by wiggums (Post 1275712)
Aren't we all?

No. Jodie Foster has always been pretty meh. I don't know what Hannibal Lecter ever saw in her.

Scarlett O'Hara 01-17-2013 01:54 PM

Yeah I don't personally find her very attractive. But she's not ugly by any means.

wiggums 01-17-2013 01:56 PM

It was a joke.

:banghead:

Face 01-17-2013 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1275778)
No. Jodie Foster has always been pretty meh. I don't know what Hannibal Lecter ever saw in her.

A three course meal.

Fish taco for starter, steak for mains, followed by a smattering of fudge for dessert.

Janszoon 01-17-2013 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275801)
A three course meal.

Fish taco for starter, steak for mains, followed by a smattering of fudge for dessert.

Are you saying he wanted to eat her poop?

Face 01-17-2013 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1275802)
Are you saying he wanted to eat her poop?

I can't think of any other cannibalism dessert related puns just yet.

So yes, why not eh.

wiggums 01-17-2013 03:06 PM

I mean, at least it's legal to eat ****.

Janszoon 01-17-2013 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by wiggums (Post 1275807)
I mean, at least it's legal to eat ****.

Thank heavens for that.

The Batlord 01-17-2013 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275805)
I can't think of any other cannibalism dessert related puns just yet.

So yes, why not eh.

Dude, cherry pie. Duh.

wiggums 01-17-2013 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1275812)
Dude, cherry pie. Duh.

:usehead:

On a side note, I just realized that 'Cannabalism' and 'Cannabis' are very similar words. I guess that's just cause people start eating each other once they are perma-fried.

Seriously though, those two words are going to haunt me now.

Face 01-17-2013 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1275812)
Dude, cherry pie. Duh.

Duh indeed, but that pie would've been nothing but moist pastry.

The Batlord 01-17-2013 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275827)
Duh indeed, but that pie would've been nothing but moist pastry.

*off color remark using cherry juices as a metaphor for blood*

Face 01-17-2013 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1275831)
*off color remark using cherry juices as a metaphor for blood*

Is there one for eating out someone on their period? I'm afraid to use google.

Also, should've included a thoroughly tossed salad as a side! Argh the missed opportunities.

I'm going to make a note of these for any future cannibalism-sex crossover exchanges.

My motto is "Be prepared" after all.*

*I was a scout for an entire year.

The Batlord 01-17-2013 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275843)
Is there one for eating out someone on their period? I'm afraid to use google.

*off color remark involving chicken wings and ketchup*

wiggums 01-17-2013 03:52 PM

Yeah, it's called Hot Wings.

Burning Down 01-17-2013 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Face (Post 1275843)
Is there one for eating out someone on their period? I'm afraid to use google.

Earning your red wings.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-18-2013 10:34 AM

As for Jodie's two children, it is said that Mel Gibson may be the father of those two kids. Those kids do look like Mel Gibson.

Black Francis 02-02-2013 04:41 PM

My first reaction?

"Makes sense.."

my 2nd reaction.

"Why is this a big deal? ppl come out of the closet everyday without announcing it to the world"

Unknown Soldier 02-02-2013 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1282006)
My first reaction?

"Makes sense.."

my 2nd reaction.

"Why is this a big deal? ppl come out of the closet everyday without announcing it to the world"

It's a big deal, because Franco Pepe Kalle started the thread and seems to like talking about these subjects.


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