Is it child free if you don't reproduce but have a basement full of abducted child slaves?

I say yes

I almost went with the bear because there’s probably a kernel of truth in bat’s take but I didn’t because there’s entire bag of popcorn of truth in plank’s take.

The world needs more baby shaking.

More meth/crack babies then. Roit.

If they're still alive you didn't shake hard enough.

Wow charles so edgy

I'll reform by becoming a responsible parent with a mortgage and a wife who does yoga.

Yoga and mortgages are cancelled fool

Why do you think that's what I want?