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Old 12-28-2014, 01:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I thought you lived in London?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-28-2014, 03:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I thought you lived in London?
It's more civilised than that hillbilly backwater you live in.
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Old 12-29-2014, 12:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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It's more civilised than that hillbilly backwater you live in.
You mean here... ?







And yeah, that's totally an aircraft carrier. Not surprising to see one seeing as how we have the biggest naval base on Earth.
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Old 12-29-2014, 02:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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lol @ batlord thinking those pics are going to impress someone from a real city. **** man that place almost looks as exciting as jacksonville, fl.

to answer the OP - my plan is basically not to survive long after the apocalypse cause it sounds kind of ****ty anyway.
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Old 12-29-2014, 02:55 AM   #15 (permalink)
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lol @ batlord thinking those pics are going to impress someone from a real city. **** man that place almost looks as exciting as my mom's vagina.

to answer the OP - my plan is basically not to survive long after the apocalypse cause it sounds kind of ****ty anyway.
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:14 AM   #16 (permalink)
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that actually sounds even less exciting than jacksonville, fl. i wish you could see my mom man she is not a looker. i doubt even you would hit it.
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:18 AM   #17 (permalink)
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To prepare for such awfulness I will enlist the assistance of

one blowup doll
multiple morally questionable sex toys
lubricvnt
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of hard liquors
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of whatever other drugs there are give them all to me
musical instruments
condoms, in case anyone else survives and wants to kill an hour or two via fvckin
FOOD
ALL OF THE FOODS
And video games

I mean, what else do you bishes need>?
lemme answer that for you
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To prepare for such awfulness I will enlist the assistance of

one blowup doll
multiple morally questionable sex toys
lubricvnt
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of hard liquors
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of whatever other drugs there are give them all to me
musical instruments
condoms, in case anyone else survives and wants to kill an hour or two via fvckin
FOOD
ALL OF THE FOODS
And video games

I mean, what else do you bishes need>?
lemme answer that for you
nuddin
y'allbishes
need
nuddin
Porn.
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To prepare for such awfulness I will enlist the assistance of

one blowup doll
multiple morally questionable sex toys
lubricvnt
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of hard liquors
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of whatever other drugs there are give them all to me
condoms, in case anyone else survives and wants to kill an hour or two via fvckin


Nothing you know. Nothing.
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Old 12-29-2014, 03:35 AM   #20 (permalink)
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