Preparing For Post Apocalyptic Earth/Emergencies
 

Okay, I'm going to sound like one of those prepping nuts but I actually have decided to build a stock of food, medical supplies and water in case of natural disaster or war. I have been through serious earthquakes and was not prepared for it at the time. I don't believe it's not worth having a stockpile of goods for emergencies, especially for things like power outages. I'm interested to see what you guys think and if anyone else has considered doing the same.

A good list of what you can get:

Prepping 101 - Preppers List of Supplies - The Prepper Journal

Preppers aren't nuts. They're smart.

I have a gun in my stockpile, then I won't have to worry about supplies when chaos strikes.

****. I should probably buy some ammo.

When I'm out on my own I'll probably have a stock of food and a gun.

About 30 days worth of food and fresh water for 3 people.
Lots of hurricane candles and matches.
Plenty of paper products.
Tons of lightly bleached water for cleaning up.
Handgun and more than enough ammo.
First Aid kit.
Heavy duty gloves and an axe.
Flashlight, transistor radio, and lots of batteries.
An acoustic guitar.

It certainly makes sense to have a kit in New Zealand or California. My dad keeps a well-stocked emergency kit in his car at all times. Winter driving up here can get crazy sometimes.

Here in Japan, you'd have to be an idiot not to have food, water, etc for an emergency.

Good idea. Then you'll have three times as much food after you shoot your family.

Shhhhhh. Use some common sense man.

I live in a civilised country, no need to stockpile.

I thought you lived in London?

It's more civilised than that hillbilly backwater you live in.

You mean here... ?


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And yeah, that's totally an aircraft carrier. Not surprising to see one seeing as how we have the biggest naval base on Earth.

lol @ batlord thinking those pics are going to impress someone from a real city. **** man that place almost looks as exciting as jacksonville, fl.

to answer the OP - my plan is basically not to survive long after the apocalypse cause it sounds kind of ****ty anyway.

Fixed.

that actually sounds even less exciting than jacksonville, fl. i wish you could see my mom man she is not a looker. i doubt even you would hit it.

To prepare for such awfulness I will enlist the assistance of

one blowup doll
multiple morally questionable sex toys
lubricvnt
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of hard liquors
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of whatever other drugs there are give them all to me
musical instruments
condoms, in case anyone else survives and wants to kill an hour or two via fvckin
FOOD
ALL OF THE FOODS
And video games

I mean, what else do you bishes need>?
lemme answer that for you
nuddin
y'allbishes
need
nuddin

Porn.

Nothing you know. Nothing.

Imagination is for pussies. Show me Tera Patrick getting DP'ed.

Above is what you believe, but below is the reality.

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.............. a naval base is it?

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You're already living in post-apocalyptic bliss. :laughing:

I actually kind of want to live in that ramshackle work of art. Just to see the look on the hooker's face when I bring her back home.

Au contraire,

relying on feigned stimulation is for pussies. The real deal or the mental high from true, proper, dirty fvckittyfvcking (imagined or naught) is for the truly depraved and HC. Ask a degenerate who loves the underside of a bench more than your ugly manface, bushdick mcraisinballs

... What?

You haven't spent the night under shelter of a bench. Let me enlighten you.

When it's raining out, those little spaces between two by fours leak rain on your half alive face
Dirty gum and the stench of a thousand anuses
Mediocre, obscure, lovingly identifiable graffiti
The feeling that life itself is a cruel joke and most people don't even know what life is. And nobody really even knows wtf they're talking about. Not even yourself. S'all a goddamned mother****ing crapshoot and the only people who win are the ones with loaded dice or a few extra bucks to tip the dealer. S'all a sham, man. You're as good in the gutters as you are in a frighteningly generic condominium-studio apartment overlooking the corner of your whereabout's distance above the ground and from the rest of the city.

Feel the darkness or live in inferiority by standards of WD, for what very, very, very little that's worth. The darkness is nice, though. Her arms are warmer than sunshine and more comforting than than true pa/ma-ternity.

But... what does that have to do with porn?

What the **** even is porn?

My entire hand was inside some 48 year old dude's ******* tonight. In a bathroom. I washed my hands twice at the bar. I took a shower when I got home. I'm drunk right now so who knows what's for sure and what's not but I swear to everliving fvxxx when I wake up tomorrow my hand is going to smell like Jeff's intestines. And I get to prepare food for yuppies with said hands.

Porn is for losers.

I thought you didn't fist the weird guy.

tbh im not really sure

Huh? Wha?

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I'm looking forward to being a zombie in the post-apocalyptic Dublin.
Not that anyone would notice one more zombie staggering around out here!
Zombie no need prepare: plenty brain to eat... :D

and she says: "****! You live here too??? Um... Cousin...?"
AAWK-WARD!
:)

I can imagine you already having prepared for that day already, tinned food and a fresh water supply to last for years, steel shutters on the windows and your own private electricity supply.

Meaning that you could update your journals, while the masscare, looting and zombie chomping all takes place outside.

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As in Dublin, London is also infested with the same zombie lowlifes you've posted above and they also come out in the day here whether it be wind, sun or rain and normally walk around the streets with a can of special brew in their hands.

For a zombie apocalypse I would get solar panels on my home and surround the building with treadmills, stock up on food, water and all the necessities I would need.


For natural disasters, I would do nothing. Scotland is a natural disaster.

I'm not scared of zombies. They lack everything that makes humans superior to other animals.

I would install a couple of solar pannels on a house and install the biggest sound system available. I would then crank the volume to 11 and play, on auto repeat, a mix of Cher and Celine Dion. Zombies are naturally attracted to those two, like fly to a turd.

I would then enjoy a quiet life, enjoying my GOOD music collection in another house a couple of mile off.

So you saw that Cracked.com article too?