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Cuthbert 06-25-2015 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1606052)
I just assumed britain uses SI units by now. Stones sound kinda old timey to me.
I guess I just never really gave any thought to british units of measurement.

Every time I've been weighed at the doctors it's been stones/kilos so must be.

The Batlord 06-25-2015 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1606051)
Yeah lol, why wouldn't they be?

Cause stones are even more ghetto than pounds.

John Wilkes Booth 06-25-2015 04:36 PM

lol @ stones

i picture a starved looking oliver twist type peasant on one side of the scale and a pile of stones on the other

http://static3.depositphotos.com/100...Old-scales.jpg

Frownland 06-25-2015 05:21 PM

190 lbs and 6'4"

13.5714 stone and 1.93 meters

86.1826 kilos and 2.1 yards

3040 ounces and 0.00119318 miles

fiddler 06-25-2015 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1606293)
190 lbs and 6'4"

13.5714 stone and 1.93 meters

86.1826 kilos and 2.1 yards

3040 ounces and 0.00119318 miles

Haha I'm taller than you! That's all.

Frownland 06-25-2015 05:24 PM

Congratulations!

That number might change, I still get those mother****ing growing pains from time to time.

DwnWthVwls 06-25-2015 05:26 PM

Haha I'm fatter than you.

Damn :(

fiddler 06-25-2015 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1606298)
Congratulations!

That number might change, I still get those mother****ing growing pains from time to time.

Oh I just wanted to make sure it was known that I'm probably the tallest one here.

Frownland 06-25-2015 05:38 PM

I'm not sure how tall Sequoioioiouauaeoooaiiieuaudae is but I know he'd be one of the first people I'd talk with about how the weather is up here.

DwnWthVwls 06-25-2015 05:39 PM

Yeh but you lose all cred for being a copper.

fiddler 06-25-2015 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1606325)
I'm not sure how tall Sequoioioiouauaeoooaiiieuaudae is but I know he'd be one of the first people I'd talk with about how the weather is up here.

I dunno either. Who knows? Step forward if you do.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1606327)
Yeh but you lose all cred for being a copper.

My hand cuffs are sexy and not only for arresting suspects.

DwnWthVwls 06-25-2015 05:47 PM

If you think hand cuffs are sexy your using them wrong in the bedroom.

fiddler 06-25-2015 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1606334)
If you think hand cuffs are sexy your using them wrong in the bedroom.

Cuz I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.

RoxyRollah 06-25-2015 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1606327)
Yeh but you lose all cred for being a copper.

:laughing:

The Batlord 06-25-2015 05:55 PM

5' 9 (maybe 10)" and 230 (or so) lbs. It's that Atkins diet, man.

Chula Vista 06-25-2015 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1606343)
5' 9 (maybe 10)" and 230 (or so) lbs. It's that Atkins diet, man.

Same height but you have 60 pounds on me.

grtwhtgrvty 06-25-2015 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1606040)
Dammit, you out-beanpoled me.

5'8 and 130. I'm all neck.

I don't have breasts or hips or a butt or muscles

Frownland 06-25-2015 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1606343)
5' 9 (maybe 10)" and 230 (or so) lbs. It's that Atkins diet, man.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1606299)
Haha I'm fatter than you.

Damn :(


RoxyRollah 06-25-2015 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1606343)
5' 9 (maybe 10)" and 230 (or so) lbs. It's that Atkins diet, man.

Ohhohohoh baby you short. I'd tower over you in heels... Not that I'd be seen with you in public, but if for some reason we did occupy the same space, you know a court hearing, or a wake. I'd make you look like a hobbit and that is priceless.

fiddler 06-25-2015 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1606350)
Ohhohohoh baby you short. I'd tower over you in heels... Not that I'd be seen with you in public, but if for some reason we did occupy the same space, you know a court hearing, or a wake. I'd make you look like a hobbit and that is priceless.

How tall are you Roxy? Cuz I'm definitely sure I tower over him without heels. Besides, I couldn't wear heels. I'd trip and kill myself going down stairs.

RoxyRollah 06-25-2015 06:12 PM

5'7 with in my stocking feet. 6'1 in my heels.

Edit: I can go up to 6'3 in some pairs of my heels. But that's that shortest pair I have.

DwnWthVwls 06-25-2015 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1606350)
Ohhohohoh baby you short. I'd tower over you in heels... Not that I'd be seen with you in public, but if for some reason we did occupy the same space, you know a court hearing, or a wake. I'd make you look like a hobbit and that is priceless.

You're only 5'7" how big are your fucking heels? Also, heels.. bleh.

Edit: Well that answers that. Jesus christ you giant.

fiddler 06-25-2015 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1606356)
5'7 with in my stocking feet. 6'1 in my heels.

Edit: I can go up to 6'3 in some pairs of my heels. But that's that shortest pair I have.

Damn girl, those are some tall heels. I'm 6'6 flat footed.

Frownland 06-25-2015 06:14 PM

I should start wearing heels, then I could tell people I'm 6'10".

RoxyRollah 06-25-2015 06:18 PM

You guys the pair that makes me 6'1 is only 6 inches that's a small stiletto.

Porn star heels those make me 6'3 that's an 8' inch pair. Come on now think of this in perspective.

Frownland 06-25-2015 06:18 PM

*6'11"

fiddler 06-25-2015 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1606365)
You guys the pair that makes me 6'1 is only 6 inches that's a small stiletto.

Porn star heels those make me 6'3 that's an 8' inch pair. Come on now think of this in perspective.

We're men. We can barely manage 1" of heel without tripping and falling. At least, me, anyways.

Frownland 06-25-2015 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fiddler (Post 1606368)
We're men. We can barely manage 1" of heel without tripping and falling. At least, me, anyways.

You're a cop, of course you're trippin over nothing.

RoxyRollah 06-25-2015 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fiddler (Post 1606368)
We're men. We can barely manage 1" of heel without tripping and falling. At least, me, anyways.

See what's funny is I fall in my flats and chucks all the time. I can run city blocks in my heels if I need too.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1606370)
You're a cop, of course you're trippin over nothing.

:laughing: ^.

fiddler 06-25-2015 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1606370)
You're a cop, of course you're trippin over nothing.

Nah. It's too f*cking hot for all of that physical activity.

The Batlord 06-25-2015 06:26 PM

I can fall, standing up, in a pair of Vans.

fiddler 06-25-2015 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1606373)
See what's funny is I fall in my flats and chucks all the time. I can run city blocks in my heels if I need too.



:laughing: ^.

HOW. That's it. HOW.

Frownland 06-25-2015 06:27 PM

Toe to heel dude. Geez.

RoxyRollah 06-25-2015 06:28 PM

Somebody has been in my heel collection again.^

RoxyRollah 06-25-2015 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by fiddler (Post 1606376)
HOW. That's it. HOW.

Years of dancing, walking, running, and driving in heels thats how.

fiddler 06-25-2015 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1606378)
Somebody has been in my heel collection again.^

Sounds like Frown has a heel fetish.

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1606379)
Years of dancing, walking, running, and driving in heels thats how.

I know a tough lady, yes I do, she can break a board with her head in two.

Frownland 06-25-2015 06:32 PM

I was a tranny for Halloween once. I had to learn how to walk in heels quick or die.

DwnWthVwls 06-25-2015 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1606379)
Years of dancing, walking, running, CBT, and driving in heels thats how.

ftfy

RoxyRollah 06-25-2015 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1606382)
I was a tranny for Halloween once. I had to learn how to walk in heels quick or die.

Pics!







AND NUDES!

fiddler 06-25-2015 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1606382)
I was a tranny for Halloween once. I had to learn how to walk in heels quick or die.

Once?


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