Hey man, dicks get tired but not sleepy too.

those are the dicks that women avoid

2/10

1 star

I'm too lazy for simplifying fractions too.

Proposal for a new reality show: Fifteen ex-presidential hopefuls fight each other for a chance to become Trumps's apprentice. FOX, are you listening??

I already had a similar idea, and it was better. This is your comic book journal all over again.

Link or it didn't happen.
Also it's a pretty obvious idea; doesn't take a genius to think of it. Hence my idea.
:p:

Boom.

Despite the unbelievable stupidity of Donald Trump, he is still leading. He may be the nominee. Because really Republican party is an absolute joke.

I stand in awe of your greatness. :bowdown:

he will be president, my friend. trump haters are simply living in denial at this point. they have been predicting his demise from day 1, only to be wrong time and time again. when he 'called mexicans rapists,' it was 'oh he's gone too far! trump is done!" but he only grew in popularity. then when he dissed mccain's legacy of being captured and tortured by armed vietnamese peasants, it was "oh he's gone too far! trump is done!" but once again they were wrong. the trump cult ain't worried about that **** son. then, when he dissed that one blonde broad from fox news for acting like a frigid twat, and made a period joke... well, you know the rest

but unfortunately for the haters, no amount of denial can save you from the approaching trumpocalypse

trump 2016

JWB, you up for a bet?

You choose the amount. Trump becomes prez, you win. He doesn't, I win.

Put your money where your mouth is son.

i don't believe in gambling money. i have no money to promise so it would be very reckless for me to do so

but i will stake my mb career on it

trump doesn't become president and i will resign my post as mb's beacon of truth and enlightenment. mods can delete my account

trump does become president, what will you do? i know you have money to spare so i will suggest you make a $100 donation to ISIS

lol

I think we'd all miss ya jwb, so I suggest a compromise. Perhaps a little radical but hear me out. If Trump doesn't win, you change your avatar! , maybe even to one that disses Trump or of the new pres. If he does win, then Chula agrees to change his to Trump for a specified number of months.

Are yaz on?

http://s27.postimg.org/smy7mg88z/trump_copy.png

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

I say the loser should have to convert to islam. Inshallah victory shall be mine

I can hang with this.

Or Chula has to buy an I <3 Trump shirt if he loses and wear it for a week on errands and **** while JWB has to do the same but with a Clinton shirt if he loses.

You're a monster. At least a trump t-shirt you can pass off as an ironic joke. You wear a Clinton T and your sex life is over.

Can the dude take a good photo? Ever? He always comes off like an evil tycoon in a Stan Lee comic.

http://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_960w/Bost...TION-TRUMP.jpg

Change the deal to chula wears a putin shirt at a gay event and youre on

I can hang with this.

But if you lose you have to wear a Kirk Cameron T for an entire week.

http://www.advocate.com/sites/advoca.../cameron_1.jpg

Change "shirt" to "tramp stamp" and we're in business.

None of these work unless there are pictures, taken in a public place. This should be agreed on beforehand if you're going with wearing shirts and so on. Oh, and it should be a point that you have to display the shirt, ie no covering it up with a big sweater or jacket...

edit: actually, why not change your avatar to you wearing the shirt? Shame abounds! :D

ftfy

Donald Trump says that Jeb Bush is an puppet. Interesting words. Jeb Bush is a puppet of his brother.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::tramp::tramp: Good One Batlord. This one is good one of Trump
http://media.cleveland.com/darcy/pho...a9bb7dc472.jpg

fine, but i want to pick your putin shirt when trump wins

i'm thinking this one

http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1l_B6I...pg_200x200.jpg

I really wish you had money. Trump says: Loser.

I would totally wear a Putin shirt. Russia national anthem is best anthem.

I dont literally have no money i just have no money to waste on silly online bets

If i did then i wouldnt be wasting so much time on this website... but hey different strokes and all that, champ

Michael Savage is a piece of ****. Another ****er conservative who is a whore needing attention. These ****er conservative whores have no life.

Pussy.

hehehe Very interesting.

i couldnt forgive myself if i had to pay you off chula. I would literally rather give my money to isis.