Hey, it worked for Clinton.

Have you seen Trump's wife? ****in' pump, dude.


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lol clinton married hillary

2nd rate pimp imo

What kind of dumbass cracker pimp marries one of his hoes?

He married to advance his career, and then stuck his dick on a cigar and made some pawg smoke it. ****ing. Pimp.

nah.. getting your dick sucked by some intern, as the president of the united states, is not an impressive feat...

jfk had marilyn monroe, america's sex goddess at the time, as his on the side broad. and then on top of that, his wife (aka bottom bitch) was the hottest first lady in US history. that's how a pimp do

HAHAHAHA!!!! You are so republican it's ridiculous.

nah, i just have better taste in political satire than you do.

Maher is a dick. Colbert is pretty solid. Stewart gets a little heartfelt and depends on ad hominem a lot.

Ahhh, Clinton. I remember thinking during his presidency, if the biggest thing people are complaining about is their president's sex life he must have done well in presidency.

colbert is pretty overrated imo

i think stewart is the only one of the three that is actually funny... though like you said he also gets preachy and then when people argue back or call him out on his preachy-ness he falls back on "hey dude i'm just a comedian"

agreed on Stewart.

Whether over-rated or not, his previous show was funny, but also very relevant. He was very informative, not the most funny, but his schtick works. His new solo stuff is kind of awkward and boring.

John Oliver is probably my favorite current liberal political pundit disguised as a comedian. And he does get snipey sometimes, with ad hominem, like Stewart... but he has a British accent so it's charming.

honestly i see colbert as a one trick pony... i thought he was funny when he first started. at this point his shtick has gotten pretty stale imo. of course coulter is mostly a one trick pony as well... but she's just a lot better at that one trick than colbert is.

i would actually rate colbert as the least interesting to watch out of the 3 names i listed. bill mahr isn't very funny at all to me, but he's not a terrible commentator and his shows usually have some decent guests and conversations on them. though i probably prefer politically incorrect to his hbo show.

as for stewart, i think a lot of his daily show monologues are pretty good... albeit sometimes to be taken with a grain of salt. the rest of his show is usually pretty ****, though. especially his fake reporters and their over the top news parodies... it's like a less funny, more dumbed down version of the onion. some of his interviews aren't bad... especially with people he disagrees with like oreilly. but whenever he gets someone on there who shares his politics he usually just licks their ass.

More of a Stewart man myself but Colbert will always have my respect for this

Good lord. The only thing missing is the white hoods and robes for cripes sake.

Talk about ignorant Wonder Bread White America right there.

Allright I'm officially pulling any online support I had for Trump now, the guys an egomaniac train wreck.

Donald Trump late-night angry-tweets Megyn Kelly, and it is epic - The Washington Post

I am going back to supporting Hillary...I wish my economy wasn't so intertwined with yours.

lol trump pwned that twat

Don't know why you would. Whatever you might like about his platform, the man has been bankrupt more times than I've been touched sexually... which isn't saying much, but that's probably still more times than 99% of the population. Regardless of what he says, the man doesn't sound qualified to run a grade school stock market game.

He's painfully stupid. Did anyone catch where he was talking about building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico and then comments to Jeb about his failure to keep out immigrants. He obviously thinks Florida borders Mexico. But then I think back to how deeply inferior Reagan's intellect was to Jimmy Carter's and still Reagan won. They still worship Reagan and he was a complete assclown. And they said in Ohio right now the polls indicate Trump would beat Hillary. It's scary. And that YouTube clip of those people is scary. Everyone in that room is so stupid. It's like they try to be stupid. How can these people maintain employment? How can they understand even the most basic trade?

...no, i didn't see it. but i am pretty sure you're wrong about that... trump does a lot of business in florida. florida also has it's own 'immigration problem' (surprisingly, millions of people are able to immigrate into the united states without going through mexico.)

i've been noticing a huge disparity between political stupidity and actual stupidity, living in the south. it's pretty mind boggling. i suppose it's a testament to the power of propaganda

Trump's obsession is with Mexico.

I think he got those wacky ideas from Scarface but he must be confused. Jeb should've told him they put 90 miles of ocean between Florida and Cuba. Maybe Trump can try that with Texas and whatever other states he thinks borders Mexico.

This is so true. I think it's propaganda along with people willing to latch onto a single issue to make their political decisions. How else to you explain all of the poor people in the southern states who would benefit more from democratic policies yet they still vote republican. Usually based on one of the following:

- abortion
- guns
- religion
- immigrants

All these dumbasses with Romney stickers on trucks they can't afford. It's those single issues but it's also jingoism and the extraordinarily misguided notion that they too can work really really really hard and make hundreds of millions of dollars because anyone can make their dreams come true in USA USA USA and we're winning some war fighting for freedom to pray in school and getting your ass beat down for disrespecting the flag ROLL TIDE!!!

How about not wanting big government. How about empowering people with out making them dependant on their government. Why can't people in the south vote republican because its the closest to getting America back to her true form. A Republic. Nah I vote republican because I want to kill imagrants because Im a Christian, that owns guns and hates abortion. What a silly statement.^

I liked his stance on free trade and wanting to bring manufacturing jobs back to the US. I also liked the fact that he built a billion dollar empire, largely on his own, and that he's a total political outsider

(In other words not bought & paid for like most politicians)

But I simply can't support a candidate that goes around calling women bimbo's. I'm not a Megyn Kelly fan, but she is a smart cookie.

See there was another cat that had same ideas about creating factory work here and making America the #1 proprietor of goods. yet Im concerned it would be like the 1900s where kids start loosing fingers in the weaving looms while its 115 degrees in doors.

You realize he comes from money? He's not some poor white trash who built himself from nothing.

trump's obsession is with illegal immigrants. the mexican border happens to be the primary pathway into the united states. it's not the only pathway.

yea... it's not like boats exist or anything

Ftfy.

So build a wall. It's not like ladders exist.

that's why they need to build an electrified fence instead

and a moat with alligators just in case they get past that

and just in case they get past that... a redneck with a shotgun

and just in case they get past that... a pat on the back and welcome to america

the hidden joke is that on the other side of the border, this statement might very well be true

#mexicobepoor

lol

Hell, if you can get past that you can probably fix a leaky roof!

I realize he comes from privilege, but to be listed as one of the richest men in Forbes magazine year after year is no easy feat.

Anyways I'm done with him, back in the Hillary camp for me.


You currently have two candidates that are economic nationalists, and not surprisingly they are the two candidates who have not been bought and paid for by wall street (Bernie Sanders & Donald Trump)

The biggest communities in the States to be affected by free trade deals have been lower income African Americans. I worked on a printing press before the plant got moved to Mexico & all I've got to say is better loss fingers than unemployment.

CAFTA is a bad deal for African Americans | Congresswoman Barbara Lee

yea, manufacturing jobs were great and all back in the 20th century... but there is a reason companies move overseas

it's not cause china is better at making deals, as trump would say

it's cause china doesn't give a ****

they use slave labor and they throw any regulations that get in the way straight out the window

so you can tax companies for doing business overseas... but then guess what? you run the risk of plunging the entire world economy into an even deeper pit than it's currently trying to recover from

Everytime a President signs a free trade deal hundreds of American working class jobs are lost. That's why they call it the hollowing out of America & the rust belt.

American wages have been on a continued downward spiral for decades now, and has no doubt contributed to lower annual GDP growth. In general your parents generation had it a lot better.

Same things happened in Canada I lost my job to Mexico and spent 7 years of my life getting retrained in University because you either have a degree, a trade, or your working at Starbucks. The middle ground is disappearing fast.

If China was forced to correct their currency it would actually be cheaper to purchase a lot of goods made in the USA, and Europe does a "Far" better job of protecting its workers.

NAFTA at 20: One Million U.S. Jobs Lost, Higher Income Inequality*|*Lori Wallach

I'm just gonna say it, he is stupid as all hell.

I would not trust this guy as prez.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo7P1ERN5uY