I do if the horoscope section of the paper is sitting there and I'm looking for something to read.

I'm an Aries.

No.

Those who do read it, and take it seriously, should know they probably weren't born under the star sign they believe. The ancient Greeks set the star signs almost 2500 years ago, but the constellations have drifted across the sky since then because of the Earth's wobble.

You can find your actual star sign here: BBC iWonder - Which stars were you really born under?

Don't follow it. Capricorn.

Gemini. And no.

Cancer. I don't care about this stuff.

I'm a Gemini and apparently it's typical of us to think this is all bull****, according to my boss who's really into the stuff.

That's what we're supposed to think guys.

I'm just waiting for the next person who's a horoscope buff to ask me what sign I am, as if that'll tell them exactly who I am. I'm a Leo, but I'll tell them I'm a Pisces or something, and see if they go "I knew it!" and then explain to me exactly how I'm like every Pisces they've ever known.

Then I'll tell them I'm actually a Leo.

Horoscopes would be so much better if they actually told you what was going to happen, like if they said "A safe will fall out a window at the bank at 4pm. Avoid." Great, I can do that, not be at the bank. But how do I interpret that when it tells me "Something momentous will impact upon you today"? Yeah, like a ****ING HEAVY SAFE!!!!

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