ladyislingering, if you believe in astrology and know the traits of the zodiacs, perhaps you can make an educated guess as to what I am?

Or someone else for that matter.

Taurus.
And no, astrology is ****ing stupid.

I laughed at a Trollheart joke. How high was I last night?

Except its not an educated guess now is it. Because she doesn't know you IRL.

She could be educated on astrology and judge me based on how I post on these forums (which I would argue represents how I am as a person IRL) and then make a guess based on the information she has.

I did wonder about that one...

Except to a degree even tho you post in the manner in which you may speak , however its still not educated because she doesn't know you.

Scorpio. Apparently I'm dark and mysterious and sometimes kind of a bitch.

Horoscopes pander to the the least common denominators in society. I don't subscribe to such nonsense but do find them amusing.

But do you have a sting in your tail? ;)

No, I don't read my horoscope, but I do dictate how I live my life based entirely on 'What dragon are you?' quizzes. That **** is real, written by real dragon tamers.