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View Poll Results: Do you read your horoscope?
Yes, it's always relevant to my life. 1 5.88%
Yes, but I just do it for fun. 2 11.76%
No, it's all stupid crap. 10 58.82%
Drunk again? 4 23.53%
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Old 08-03-2015, 07:32 AM   #21 (permalink)
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ladyislingering, if you believe in astrology and know the traits of the zodiacs, perhaps you can make an educated guess as to what I am?

Or someone else for that matter.
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Old 08-03-2015, 07:36 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Taurus.
And no, astrology is ****ing stupid.
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Old 08-03-2015, 07:51 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2015, 08:19 AM   #24 (permalink)
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ladyislingering, if you believe in astrology and know the traits of the zodiacs, perhaps you can make an educated guess as to what I am?

Or someone else for that matter.

Except its not an educated guess now is it. Because she doesn't know you IRL.
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Old 08-03-2015, 08:26 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Except its not an educated guess now is it. Because she doesn't know you IRL.
She could be educated on astrology and judge me based on how I post on these forums (which I would argue represents how I am as a person IRL) and then make a guess based on the information she has.
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:27 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I laughed at a Trollheart joke. How high was I last night?
I did wonder about that one...
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Old 08-03-2015, 04:27 PM   #27 (permalink)
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She could be educated on astrology and judge me based on how I post on these forums (which I would argue represents how I am as a person IRL) and then make a guess based on the information she has.
Except to a degree even tho you post in the manner in which you may speak , however its still not educated because she doesn't know you.
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Old 08-03-2015, 04:32 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Scorpio. Apparently I'm dark and mysterious and sometimes kind of a bitch.

Horoscopes pander to the the least common denominators in society. I don't subscribe to such nonsense but do find them amusing.
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Old 08-03-2015, 04:45 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Scorpio. Apparently I'm dark and mysterious and sometimes kind of a bitch.

Horoscopes pander to the the least common denominators in society. I don't subscribe to such nonsense but do find them amusing.
But do you have a sting in your tail?
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Old 08-03-2015, 04:50 PM   #30 (permalink)
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No, I don't read my horoscope, but I do dictate how I live my life based entirely on 'What dragon are you?' quizzes. That **** is real, written by real dragon tamers.
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