Oh gurl I've seen some things...Im telling you...Its a great job for my stoner Halloween lovin ass. I have a work boo, so I don't hit on anyone else but him because well that's be suspect. I share him with another manger known as Miz Booty so what are ya gonna do? .We we are doin walking dead, land of the dead, and Day of the dead. When my store is finished its small scale theatrics.;)

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I'm going as The Batlord this year.

So you're just going to be staying home then?

Yeah.

I have no idea where you're going to find a turd costume.

Probably the only holiday decor I don't roll my eyes at when it's set up months in advanced at Walgreens or somewhere like that. Who doesn't love halloween?

I will not, however, buy a full costume ever again. **** is ridiculously expensive and typically not all that creative. I want to be a ghostbuster, not a slutty ghostbuster, and I don't want to pay 40 bucks to be one either. Usually I'll just try to recreate a movie/tv character and then spend the evening enjoying druken discussions with those who get the reference.

If you don't make or at least piece together your costume yourself, then you're a cop out whore to begin with and my mom said we can't be friends anymore.

You poor deprived soul. There is no more anticipated day of the year for a young child than Halloween. You go door-to-door and shake down strangers for candy. While dressed like a ninja.

I propose we have a MB costume contest this year in which we post pics of our sloppy selves and then vote on the best costumed member. Winner gets bragging rights and maybe some leftover candy corn.