Well if you're just gonna be negative then I don't even wanna see your bits.

One year I took a pencil, broke it in half, then took some scar putty and put it on my forehead and pushed the broken pencil into it, and added some fake blood. I called it "Office Mishap" and I won 2nd place at my works Xmas party. Got me a $50 Chili's gift card and it only cost me around $5 for the putty and blood. Scared the **** out of my daughter that year though, since she was only like 6 or 7. She was traumatized. I still bring it up, and she gets that "look". Makes me smile. Being an old troll has it's moments.

Some of my friends have been wanting me to cross dress for Halloween for a few years now. It seems like it could be fun, but I don't have the guts to do it. Maybe this year will be it.

As for the poll question, yes, it's too early. Middle of September is when the merchandise should start rolling out.

Right so, This is just the pics I could snap this morning at 7:45 because I have worked 23 hours in two days so. I am sorta shot out but I have to say Lil, you aint gone win. ;)

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My boss wanted our store decked out with walkers, and I tried to give her a one in a Micheal Myers jumpsuit. He deflated too many times so I put the coffin there for now. This year I got more haunted circus **** then I know what to do with, they really ran with American Horror Story (season four) and everything I got ass loads of is clowns so we went haunted circus, I am gonna do a ringmaster costume and get my teeny boppers to be animals one night. If they don't want to wear the ****ty orange "staff'' vest pick an animal damnit!


Edit: Over by the costume wall we have like circus tents made with 9 foot flying reapers shrouds done like a circus tent as well its sick. Ill take a pic of that soon. Im off tomorrow I am gonna uh sleep through it.

Why does a costume store have "free WiFi"?

I have no idea, because most of the customers are to silly to use it.

Fog facts...

Fog accessories and machine options? It makes fog, what else do you need it to do?

Make it smell like farts?

There is a lot you can do with em bro

You must sell a ton of accessories and options when you tell your customers that :D