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Old 05-23-2016, 04:34 PM   #21 (permalink)
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when i'm voting for president i just try to guess who has a bigger dick between the two candidates and vote for him

according to ghandi, a person with a small dick probably suffers from SPS (small penis syndrome) and is probably an angry little man who's just going to cause more problems and disturb the peace in the middle east
I sincerely hope Ghandi actually said that.
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when i'm voting for president i just try to guess who has a bigger dick between the two candidates and vote for him

according to ghandi, a person with a small dick probably suffers from SPS (small penis syndrome) and is probably an angry little man who's just going to cause more problems and disturb the peace in the middle east
Ghandi was 5'5".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Ghandi was 5'5".
maybe he suffered from SPS. perhaps he was speaking about his own experiences with the disease.
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Old 05-23-2016, 04:58 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Maybe he had a dick the size of a large midget.
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Maybe he had a dick the size of a large midget.
i tried looking up some of his dick pics but... there aren't any. which is weird considering ghandi was such a slut.
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I've heard that the Indian government is keeping Ghandi's penus size top secret in order to avoid a national embarrassment.
Apparently penus size isn't that big at that end of the world, they fu)k like rabbits though. (Apologies that's not very PC)

World map of The Penis Size Worldwide (country) by Country - TargetMap

Interestingly looking at the penus map of the world, it appears to be the Middle East that has the smallest penuses (Iran,Iraq,Syria) Hmmmm, explains a lot....

and remind me never to spend anytime in a prison in the Democratic Republic of Congo,
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Old 05-23-2016, 06:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I've heard that the Indian government is keeping Ghandi's penus size top secret in order to avoid a national embarrassment.
Apparently penus size isn't that big at that end of the world, they fu)k like rabbits though. (Apologies that's not very PC)

World map of The Penis Size Worldwide (country) by Country - TargetMap

Interestingly looking at the penus map of the world, it appears to be the Middle East that has the smallest penuses (Iran,Iraq,Syria) Hmmmm, explains a lot....

and remind me never to spend anytime in a prison in the Democratic Republic of Congo,
what are you talking about

Worldwide Penis Survey – Where Does Your Country Hang?

iraq and iran are both above the US. in fact... every single middle eastern country with the exception of Yemen is above the US when it comes to penis size. which is of course, all that really matters in life.

and the top 10 smallest are all asian countries with north korea and south korea as the smallest in the world

also in your link... syria is grey which means they weren't even a part of this survey

also LEBANON is NUMBER 7 in the world with the average size being 6.62 YAS BITCH SLAY
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and the top 10 smallest are all asian countries with north korea and south korea as the smallest in the world
So if I lose to one of those unnatural ****s at StarCraft, all I have to do is send them a dick pic to reassert my dominance.
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So if I lose to one of those unnatural ****s at StarCraft, all I have to do is send them a dick pic to reassert my dominance.
eh

the US isn't much higher on the list
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what are you talking about

Worldwide Penis Survey – Where Does Your Country Hang?

iraq and iran are both above the US

and the top 10 smallest are all asian countries with north korea and south korea as the smallest in the world

also in your link... syria is grey which means they weren't even a part of this survey

also LEBANON is NUMBER 7 in the world with the average size being 6.62 YAS BITCH SLAY
I saw the grey in Syria, I was being hypothetical. However your study is but one study, whereas this one complied the data from several studies.

Want to know which country has the biggest penises in the world? | Metro News

I will however grant you some margin of era for Iran and Iraq, and yes the men of Lebanon are truly the giants of their community.

Must suck to be North Korean though, gives new meaning to small man syndrome when I think of Kim Jong Un.
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