i love this guy, he was an 80s pop star in lebanon and now he's a priest who sings about the greatness of almighty allah (jesus)

every time he says allah i *** a little in my pants

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Why is breaking chastity bad, not counting adultery?

I just said god and towelhead god. There's a difference.

Then you're not doing it right.

But didn't you admit to being a fan of jizzing dicks earlier today? Are you suffering from Stockholm Syndrome? Blink once for yes, and twice for no.

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Regardless, you claimed to be sexually attracted to men.

Okay, so, here's a question: is gay sex wrong because God said so, or did God say that gay sex was wrong because it is?

This is the best thing I've ever read. Thank you.

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FUCK THIS THREAD
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Ah, it's making sense now. Self-hating gay.

@mordwyr looking for a Christian explanation

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Pro incest now? Nice.

So homo-sex is clearly despicable, and God's just pointing that **** out to the rest of us in case we're too dumb and horny to realize it, but ****ing your sister is a total judgement call on God's part?

You're happy with your wife and your Hello Kitty avatar?

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But, then, if it's not because God said so, then why is "the sexual union between a man and a woman within the bonds of marriage" wrong in essence? If no one's being hurt, and it's not just because "God said so", then what makes this immoral?

@mordwyrThat's not scientifically accurate.

Oh crimony...


THERE'S NO FUCKING GOD

Yes there is. Aphrodite.

i have a question

why does god care if i jerk off

This. It's total horseshit.

It's okay if you jerk off, just don't waste any of the nut.

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My favorite Python song

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What he's circling around to is this.

Euthyphro's Dilemma

sex is an act of love between a husband and his wife? thats it? thats all sex is supposed to be?

god that sounds boring af

i'm too kinky to be a christian

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No it's not. If it was truly his call, then God wouldn't chuck him into a lake of fire for all eternity for making it. Thankfully no one really believes in god anymore, so we can just ignore his bull**** edicts and get back to the important things in life, like pre-marital sex, drug abuse, and listening to Slayer.

"It turns us and our sexuality away from God and toward ourselves"

Well god, I'm flattered, but I never really thought of you in that way. I guess I'm going to have to keep masturbating to myself.

Dude, I know God's technically a dude, but he's omnipotent. He could change into a smoking hot chick, and I'll bet someone who's omniscient knows exactly how to suck your dick.

i didn't know we were supposed to love god like that

I don't think you'd be interested. You can't bang God while he's still a dude, otherwise it would be gay. And then you go to hell, and GOD goes to hell too. You can't have that ****.

OMG I just figured out why homosexuality is a sin!

There's only one Christian figure I wanna ****

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...d0&oe=57472808

Queer. TBH I can't go a day without thinking about the Virgin Mary's tits. To suckle from the teet that nurtured Our Lord would be the sweetest taboo.

God's the one that wants me turning my sexuality towards him. I wonder if this whole thing is a misunderstanding, because god only wanks towards himself and thinks that's how all the humans do it. I'm usually thinking about other people during, so that probably falls within the rules.

That gives a whole new meaning to "fuck the lord".

this actually makes more sense than any explanation on all of those christian sites i've been on.