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Old 05-24-2016, 09:03 PM   #21 (permalink)
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The spread of Christianity grew like wild fire after his death.
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Old 05-24-2016, 09:04 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Jesus preached as well...he even flogged bankers too.
oh yeah he did. we were taught that in islamic class too. but i didn't pass that class so...

we were also taught that christians are wrong about jesus being the son of god. god is not human. god is greater than that. he doesn't have kids. he creates people. duh.
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Old 05-24-2016, 09:06 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I'm just glad to hear that Islamic classes in at least your neck of the woods skipped over the uncomfortable parts and taught you nothing but the fuzzy wuzzy bits.
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Old 05-24-2016, 09:07 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Christians dont think god is human bruh.
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Christians dont think god is human bruh.
yes, i know. but they say jesus is the son of god. which implies that god has the human characteristic of procreation.
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yes, i know. but they say jesus is the son of god. which implies that god has the human characteristic of procreation.
Dude, the Trinity doesn't make sense. Even Christians don't really bother with trying to make it sound 100% clear. They just kind of do the best they can and let faith do the rest.
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Old 05-24-2016, 09:12 PM   #27 (permalink)
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You should read the bible. Honestly. The old testament is when God would appear to people. Moses had to go get the tablets alone because the Israelites were too afraid and the presence of God was too much.

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yes, i know. but they say jesus is the son of god. which implies that god has the human characteristic of procreation.
Son of man. Meaning God in human form.

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Dude, the Trinity doesn't make sense. Even Christians don't really bother with trying to make it sound 100% clear. They just kind of do the best they can and let faith do the rest.
Triune God. No different then Genesh with 50 arms. Zebra horse of a different color.
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in the islamic faith, people believe that the bible was once the word of god but was altered by stupid immortal humans and therefore although it was once a reliable source of information, that is no longer the case.

this applies to both the old testament and the new testament.
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Old 05-24-2016, 09:16 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Son of man. Meaning God in human form.
why does god need to be in human form? he's god for ****s sake.

muslims also believe that jesus didn't die on the cross. god saved him.
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Old 05-24-2016, 09:17 PM   #30 (permalink)
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In Christianity we're taught you came from the descendants of Ismel. And are basically decendants of Cain. i mean like i saif it doesnt make it any less ludicrous then what you just said.
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