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Old 05-25-2016, 01:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Church of the SubGenius Thread

This is what the church believes

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The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of
Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack,
delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Mega-
physics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism,
Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy,
ESPectorationalism, HypnoPediatrics, Subliminalism,
Satyriology, DistoUtopianity, Sardonicology, Fasciest-
iouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellaneous Theology
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The TriPrimality:

"Bob" is.
"Bob" becomes.
"Bob" is not.
Nothing is; Nothing becomes;
Nothing is not.

Thus: Nothing Is Everything.
Therefore: Everything is "Bob."
Abracadabra.
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PROPHECY CRUSADE

WE THE SUBGENIUSES OF THE POST-HUMAN RACE, in order to preserve life on
this planet from immanent destruction, reestablish intelligence, regain
Slack, cast out the False Prophets, smother forever the fear of fear
itself, receive the questionable gifts of the Beforelife and of the
Space Dwellers, become as Overmen, unmask the Conspiracy, grip the reins
of human evolution, control reproduction and mutation, decipher the Code,
placate the Stark Fist of Removal, achieve Time Control, see That Which
Must Come to Pass, become as gods, find the Twin with the Scissors of
Sight, aver the Rupture of the Equilibrium, and secure the financial
blessings of Jehovah-1 the God of Wrath for ourselves and our descend-
ents, do hereby admit ourselves as such and thus ordain this Advertise-
ment of the SubGenius Race of Earth.


Bob is a sex god!

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Old 05-25-2016, 02:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2016, 02:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I often wonder if this was the inspiration for J. R. "Bob" Dobbs...

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Old 05-25-2016, 04:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The thread title says Church of the Subgenius, get with the program.

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Old 05-25-2016, 04:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Sounds like the Flying Spaghetti monster on acid.
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Old 05-25-2016, 05:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This was huge when I was your age.

Don't go pink.
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Old 05-25-2016, 06:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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immanent destruction
immanent |ˈɪmənənt|
adjective
existing or operating within; inherent: the protection of liberties is immanent in constitutional arrangements.
(of God) permanently pervading and sustaining the universe. Often contrasted with transcendent.


imminent |ˈɪmɪnənt|
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1 about to happen: they were in imminent danger of being swept away.
2 archaic overhanging.
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Old 05-25-2016, 06:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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https://youtu.be/yTIrSKQT7Ok

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Old 05-25-2016, 07:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I used to just call him "God Bob" lol


A was always reminded of the National Lampoon comic "The Appletons", specifically Norm Appleton:

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Threads like this need a sobriety rating. I am too underdrunk for this discussion.
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