🤠🐎can we get these guys in the thread title

Nah. I mean ja I was being mean but that was the tat for Chula's tit. Hopefully he knows where my tits are so that he doesn't get any more unwelcome tats. Uh...this is getting weird.

Also if I get a disabled son of my own does it become like the n word?

Fuck this. I'm getting high. Bye. Have fun.

First you'd have to not only get laid, which is very unlikely, but you would have to actually **** and impregnate a woman cool enough to name her son ******. I doubt it.

And it's not like I'd keep it anyways.

Boxing and boob and body art analogy pun fusion is fun.

Just get a three legged black dog.

I've made the switch from caffiene diet coke and rum to diet orange soda (no caffiene) and rum.

****ing revalation.

Coke's stock is going to take a hit, but it's all abut me. :tramp::tramp::tramp:

Good call, diet coke is blech. How do you feel about vodka? I do a diet fruit soda mix with it. The diet sodas get you drunker because of the way that your body processes the artificial sugars, which speeds up the rate that your body absorbs alcohol. Beats mainlining it for sure.

Diet soda is bad for your veins/arteries, it hardens them - so I heard. You should switch to flavored seltzer water imo.

Getting drunk is worth getting mommy blog diseases.