Hoes mad.

He's too busy playing squash with Reginald to be mad.

That's not fair. Sometimes I sit on my pile of money and laugh at the middle class instead of squash.

Being shamed by a Wilsonian for making the world worse is like someone farting and then loudly blaming you.

Oh, I've been given a name! That's cute. I assume this is a Woodrow Wilson thing, but how do you mean it?

Imperialism masked as humanitarian interventionism.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wils...0world%20peace.

And I'm assuming I'm an imperialist because I'm not a pacifist?

"Someone's gotta be top dog so it might as well be my country now let me wax fellaciotic about Vice President Drone Strike."

When are democrats going to stop playing themselves? They're basically supporting Trump and it's going to be all their fault when he wins.

'Vice President Drone Strike' lmao