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Chiomara 07-28-2017 03:29 PM
I feel like the severe cases are likely due to an infection or something rather than a hygiene problem necessarily.

djchameleon 07-28-2017 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1859961)
Slightly unrelated but in general I think people make way too much of a big deal about body odor and covering it up

I have been on dates where the girl missed one of the probably 12 steps required to never smell bad on a 90 degree day and I think it's **** to not overlook it

Idk man Idk animals are not supposed to smell like flowers

People who are always complaining about other people's smells get on my nerves it's very assuming of them
Yeah I am not talking just regular body odor. I mean so nasty that it is smells like fish. Either on her period or some type of yeast infection bad.

OccultHawk 07-28-2017 03:48 PM
I've tasted ****s that were bitter and I've tasted ****s where I said girl you need to get this checked.

OccultHawk 07-28-2017 03:55 PM
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Seven wise men with knoweldge so fine,

Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart and with wit,

Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

Using a hammer and chissel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

With a piece of red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.

Next came a pretcher whose name was McGee,

Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a biker, dirty little nut,

Sucked it and ****ed it and called it a ****.
Poem

Cuthbert 07-28-2017 04:08 PM
Mate :D

The Batlord 07-28-2017 04:16 PM
That's... that's beautiful, man.

OccultHawk 07-28-2017 04:26 PM
I guess it goes without saying but I didn't write it.

The Batlord 07-28-2017 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1860010)
I guess it goes without saying but I didn't write it.
But you've always shown the heart of a poet. Am disillusioned.

Chiomara 07-30-2017 09:36 AM
-Straight women who are very drunk and touchy and vague about whether they're in a relationship or not, (or if they even really like women or not) and are clearly just trying to rope you into what would be an extremely awkward threesome their terrible boyfriend

-People who haven't grown out of their tiresome edgelord phase and don't understand that they sound about as cool and edgy as my racist grandpa who lives in the 1950s.

Cuthbert 07-30-2017 09:37 AM
Racist relatives sounds like a thread tbh.


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