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Oriphiel 07-27-2017 08:54 AM

Dealbreakers
 
Let's say you met someone who was the epitome of what you consider to be physically attractive, and they made it pretty clear that they wanted to have sex with you. What would they have to do/say for you to not want to have sex with them? From a philosophical stand point, do you hold yourself or others to any moral standards when it comes to casual sex?

pastelcrowd 07-27-2017 08:55 AM

"my favourite artist is Harry Styles"

Cuthbert 07-27-2017 08:57 AM

Probably anything that puts my safety at risk.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-27-2017 09:21 AM

"you know, frownland's music isn't that bad."

Tristan_Geoff 07-27-2017 09:24 AM

you know, frownland's music isn't that bad.

Janszoon 07-27-2017 09:28 AM

If she was not my wife it would be a deal breaker.

Plankton 07-27-2017 09:30 AM

"I have a penis"

Cuthbert 07-27-2017 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1859405)
"I have a penis"

What about Blaire White?

Frownland 07-27-2017 09:51 AM

I can't do it if the chick has an annoying or cartoony voice.

Chiomara 07-27-2017 10:27 AM

-Treating servers at restaurants horribly

-Being unable to compliment me without insulting other women every single time. (ie ''Your outfit is so classy unlike these desperate whores everywhere") It's annoying.

Plankton 07-27-2017 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1859409)
What about Blaire White?

*Googles Blaire White*

*looks down at dick*


No sir.

MicShazam 07-27-2017 10:32 AM

Be a nazi-sympathizer, Holocaust-denier or an alt-right crackpot. That will end my interest in anyone in zero seconds. Or just in general be of the kind of mindset where one is into Infowars unironically. I won't have sex with that, but please do feel free to throw yourself off a bridge over frozen water.

grindy 07-27-2017 10:40 AM

I don't like ONSs

Cuthbert 07-27-2017 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1859420)
*Googles Blaire White*

*looks down at dick*


No sir.

Fair enough mate. All opinions at the end of the day.

The Batlord 07-27-2017 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1859421)
Be a nazi-sympathizer, Holocaust-denier or an alt-right crackpot. That will end my interest in anyone in zero seconds. Or just in general be of the kind of mindset where one is into Infowars unironically. I won't have sex with that, but please do feel free to throw yourself off a bridge over frozen water.

I'd honestly probably **** a neo-Nazi chick. So long as she wasn't all cringey and backwoods about it then the wrongness might actually be a turn on. Having a screaming match with some hateful shrew about how interracial and gay marriage are destroying the white race, that then turns into a hate**** would be pretty awesome.

Honestly the only dealbreaker that comes to mind is armpit hair. It just makes me flinch. Don't know if it would stop me in the moment though.

Plankton 07-27-2017 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1859430)
Fair enough mate. All opinions at the end of the day.

'Tis, yes.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-27-2017 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1859409)
What about Blaire White?

i would brush and floss my teeth with it

The Batlord 07-27-2017 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1859497)
i would brush and floss my teeth with it

That honestly kinda makes my dick hurt.

Blue Hawk 07-27-2017 01:27 PM

Commie bitches can go to hell.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-27-2017 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1859500)
That honestly kinda makes my dick hurt.

you can have a turn after if you want :)

Frownland 07-27-2017 02:23 PM

Another deal breaker for me is the anti science crap you've all seen me rail against here, especially when their picking and choosing aligns with Democratic and Republican platforms.

The Batlord 07-27-2017 02:30 PM

I'll gladly **** a dumb chick. It's not like she's going to spout anti-global warming conspiracy theories at me while I'm inside her.

Frownland 07-27-2017 02:38 PM

There are levels of dumb.

The Batlord 07-27-2017 03:04 PM

I ****ed a complete moron before. Didn't care.

DwnWthVwls 07-27-2017 03:15 PM

Dont be so hard on yourself.

-Im really not interested in being with anyone i dont feel a connection with. I dont need a relationship but there needs to be something beyond physical attraction for me to be interested in having sex with someone.

OccultHawk 07-27-2017 04:57 PM

I'd **** any person I'm attracted to unless they have an incurable STD or something really inconvenient like scabies or lice. I could care less what they think or say. I'm NOT attracted to plastic surgery though. So that's a deal breaker. **** repulses me.

Zhanteimi 07-27-2017 07:58 PM

If, after we showered, she left a bit of a brown streak on the towel, that'd be a dealbreaker.

OccultHawk 07-27-2017 08:04 PM

If you already showered together it's too late

Zhanteimi 07-27-2017 08:10 PM

Ew. You don't shower before sex?

Mondo Bungle 07-27-2017 08:10 PM

If I say "black metal ist" and they say anything aside from "krieg" then why even live

The Batlord 07-27-2017 08:10 PM

He'll get waterlogged with all that extra showering. That **** drives me nuts.

DwnWthVwls 07-27-2017 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mord (Post 1859713)
Ew. You don't shower before sex?

Sometimes, yes. Sometimes, no, but I certainly wouldn't say "Ew" over it or demand the girl I'm with do it before having sex. Honestly, the last girl I was with insisted because she was always self conscious and it was kind of a mood killer when things were getting heated and then she stopped to get cleaned up before it went further. I appreciated it for the buttstuff though.

OccultHawk 07-27-2017 08:49 PM

Washing up like ****s up the body's lubricants or something. Showering before sex makes sex less comfortable.

Chiomara 07-27-2017 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1859723)
Washing up like ****s up the body's lubricants or something.

In my experience it doesn't. But water itself is a terrible lubricant so pool/bathtub sex etc often doesn't work out too well.

Blank. 07-27-2017 10:31 PM

My biggest deal breaker

"I though Death Magnetic was a pretty good album"

Frownland 07-27-2017 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1859764)
My biggest deal breaker

"I though DAMN. was a pretty good album"

.

Lucem Ferre 07-28-2017 01:28 AM

Well there goes my chances with Frownland.

Lucem Ferre 07-28-2017 01:30 AM

A girl liking a certain type of music isn't a turn off for me. Maybe I'm just not as petty about that ****.

OccultHawk 07-28-2017 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1859726)
In my experience it doesn't. But water itself is a terrible lubricant so pool/bathtub sex etc often doesn't work out too well.

If the woman is all super serious about washing out her beaver it's no bueno. You probably just give it the typical surface run down. Showering before or after sex is a turn off to me anyway. Let's marinate in it, baby.

OccultHawk 07-28-2017 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1859777)
A girl liking a certain type of music isn't a turn off for me. Maybe I'm just not as petty about that ****.

Word. Who ****ing cares?


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