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Old 07-27-2017, 08:10 PM   #31 (permalink)
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He'll get waterlogged with all that extra showering. That **** drives me nuts.
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Old 07-27-2017, 08:42 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Ew. You don't shower before sex?
Sometimes, yes. Sometimes, no, but I certainly wouldn't say "Ew" over it or demand the girl I'm with do it before having sex. Honestly, the last girl I was with insisted because she was always self conscious and it was kind of a mood killer when things were getting heated and then she stopped to get cleaned up before it went further. I appreciated it for the buttstuff though.
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Old 07-27-2017, 08:49 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Washing up like ****s up the body's lubricants or something. Showering before sex makes sex less comfortable.
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Old 07-27-2017, 09:03 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Washing up like ****s up the body's lubricants or something.
In my experience it doesn't. But water itself is a terrible lubricant so pool/bathtub sex etc often doesn't work out too well.
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Old 07-27-2017, 10:31 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2017, 10:44 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2017, 01:28 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Well there goes my chances with Frownland.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 07-28-2017, 01:30 AM   #38 (permalink)
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A girl liking a certain type of music isn't a turn off for me. Maybe I'm just not as petty about that ****.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 07-28-2017, 04:10 AM   #39 (permalink)
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In my experience it doesn't. But water itself is a terrible lubricant so pool/bathtub sex etc often doesn't work out too well.
If the woman is all super serious about washing out her beaver it's no bueno. You probably just give it the typical surface run down. Showering before or after sex is a turn off to me anyway. Let's marinate in it, baby.
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A girl liking a certain type of music isn't a turn off for me. Maybe I'm just not as petty about that ****.
Word. Who ****ing cares?
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