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Old 07-28-2017, 04:55 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Seven wise men with knoweldge so fine,

Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart and with wit,

Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

Using a hammer and chissel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

With a piece of red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.

Next came a pretcher whose name was McGee,

Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a biker, dirty little nut,

Sucked it and ****ed it and called it a ****.
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There's probably some reasonable middle ground between Leave It to Beaver and being forced to suck your step-father's dick in the basement after your mom goes to work.
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Old 07-28-2017, 05:08 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2017, 05:16 PM   #73 (permalink)
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That's... that's beautiful, man.
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Old 07-28-2017, 05:26 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I guess it goes without saying but I didn't write it.
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Old 07-28-2017, 05:40 PM   #75 (permalink)
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I guess it goes without saying but I didn't write it.
But you've always shown the heart of a poet. Am disillusioned.
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Old 07-30-2017, 10:36 AM   #76 (permalink)
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-Straight women who are very drunk and touchy and vague about whether they're in a relationship or not, (or if they even really like women or not) and are clearly just trying to rope you into what would be an extremely awkward threesome their terrible boyfriend

-People who haven't grown out of their tiresome edgelord phase and don't understand that they sound about as cool and edgy as my racist grandpa who lives in the 1950s.
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Old 07-30-2017, 10:37 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Racist relatives sounds like a thread tbh.
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Old 07-30-2017, 11:01 AM   #78 (permalink)
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-Straight women who are very drunk and touchy and vague about whether they're in a relationship or not, (or if they even really like women or not) and are clearly just trying to rope you into what would be an extremely awkward threesome their terrible boyfriend
this sounds way to specific to not have actually happened. please do tell.
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Old 07-30-2017, 11:25 AM   #79 (permalink)
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this sounds way to specific to not have actually happened. please do tell.
It happens allllll the time. There are many tales of the straight women who like to string along gay and bisexual women. Sometimes the 'straight' women are just closeted and still have a lot of deeply-ingrained shame about openly liking women--hence their vagueness and hot/cold behavior-- but some are just pretending to be into us in order to appease their straight boyfriends who have been begging them to have a threesome or become polyamorous or whatever and so they oblige due to not wanting to seem uptight or unadventurous. Usually it's the younger ex sorority girl types who are feeling drunk and whimsical. (And there's nothing wrong with that, it's just confusing for me if they get really touchy and try to kiss me as soon as we're in private but then declare they're straight later on.)

It's not as if I'm staunchly opposed to threesomes in general (though any sort of one night stand is pretty unappealing to me)-- I just would rather not have one with two straight people, especially if I were just a novelty.

edit: I'm sure gay and bi men experience this a lot as well.
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Old 07-30-2017, 11:34 AM   #80 (permalink)
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Faux bisexuality has become a white suburban rite of passage. Unless those girls follow through with some muff munching out them for fraudulent sexual appropriation. Cunnilingus or shame! Don't wash it for them neither.
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