the offical north korea war 2 "teh revenge" !!!! thread
 

well who is going to be sad when or if all the west coast liberals in cali get torched in a ball of fire ????

If it happens I'm gonna be all like "ow".

do u think nk will nuke canada i know we got a few users here anywho damm trump just said fire and fury .... damm **** is getting real .... good thing i live in texas dont think the range is this far

I've waved my dick at chubby Asian men before, they usually don't respond at all. But let's wildly speculate on the prospect of nuclear war because **** Trump amiright fellas.

well intel shows nk has about ????? 9 good long range icbms and are prob making more has fast has they can build them. i would think if thaad and our mds is up and going they could prob shoot down all 9 missles ...maybe miss one or 2 and la and guam gets nuked but by that time within the first 10 mins of war nk is prob getting bombed to hell and hopefully that would stop the missile launches

tho i wonder if nk launches a nuke at us would the us launch like 2 nukes at nk ????? and like im talking our giant tsar nukes i think thoes have like a 200 mile destruction radius

All I know is Wolf Blitzer told me to be scared as **** so that's what I'm gonna do.

wolf blitzer lol that dude is a robot

im not scared to die by nuke ...if it happens i think that would be a epic way 2 go out

Why is Trump going to let me die so young?

i think trump and kim should talk but i doubt theyll shake hands cuz of that internet movie https://boxden.com/smilies/uUu9hwp.png

I'm holding out hope the Yellowstone caldera erupts and triggers natural disasters country wide. If I'm gonna die I'd rather it be in the interest of earth cleansing itself. That said, bring on the nukes, it'll be over for me before I even know what's happening.

nk does not stand a chance im telling ya...they will be bombed to hell....nonstop ...plus i think america has a secret weapon or soemthing maybe like a satalite laser or something

Bro we've had that since Reagan, keep up.

I am constantly worried about the Yellowstone caldera, but.. Same.

Oh Jesus Christ.

1. Nobody has a tsar bomb because they only ever made one and it was used in 1961.

2. A tsar bomb is not a missile. It's just a bomb.

3. The tsar bomb's blast radius was "only" a little over 20 miles. Not 200.

4. We never even had a tsar bomb. The Russians did.

Where the **** do you even get this ****?

Maybe he heard your latest album. :laughing:
Jesus can't help you now. Reminds me of that scene in Vikings where the lads burst into a monastery, look at a crucifix on the wall and sneer "Their god is dead! How can he help them?" :thumb:
Big Tsar Number 1 Record?
Yeah well, with a name like that, this is what you would expect. Americans be more "Big Boy" or "Can of Wuppass"....
Whatever he's on, you should probably get some.

Also, it's a small thing but it's annoying me. Could a mod please amend the spelling in the title of this thread? Thanks.

Nah. It suits the thread.

It is a Norg (sorry, norg) classic, true. but "teh" bugs the hell out of me. Guess that's another reason for you not to do it, eh? I hope Kim's missile falls right on your recording studio. :D :finger:

lol studio

I bet you still think I play noise rock huh.

Well, you're half right...

:shycouch:

Studio, mom's basement, bedsit, whatever: I just hope he's in it when Kim calls to say "Hi America! You die now!" :laughing:

So do you use a real studio?

TH probably still laughs at Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Never saw it. I did laugh at this though...

Yes, everything I do is driven by Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Star Trek and other TV programmes.

I'm about as noisy as The Beatles.

No it's made up. Tf kind of question is that?

Obviously he means do you use an actual studio or just record in your bedroom/garage/kitchen etc.

No I use an imaginary studio in space.

So no he's doesn't use a real studio.

I don't cook my food in real kitchens either.

lil kim is gonna nuke guam

!!!

A hot plate is not a kitchen.

I don't use real condoms with your mom either. Joke's kinda on me though.

Hope you like crab cake, cause she's got enough for the whole neighborhood.

Yeah according to the fear mongering news sites. Those missles can hit NY and DC. So you aren't safe in Texas if they feel compelled to bomb the **** out of your state.

The debate of our times:

Which horrible leader has worse hair? Kim or Trump?

Kim, obviously. Trump is a singular man, a TRUE individual, a lonely, wallowing sperm cell. Kim is the posterboy for his dad's dictatorial stances that he doesn't understand.

Kim's appears better kept.
Trump's is fake, so on the off chance it's convincing it's pretty impressive. That deserves some merit points. I'm undecided.

Seems like it's getting a bit tense.