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[MERIT] 06-11-2018 08:00 PM

Worst Way To Die?
 
For me, it is probably being slowly crushed to death in some sort of compactor or in the back of a garbage truck.

DwnWthVwls 06-11-2018 08:36 PM

or Batlord sitting on your chest and slapping you with your own hands, wearing juggalo facepaint, and repeating "stop hitting yourself".

Frownland 06-11-2018 08:37 PM

Something dramatic and long like having all of your limbs broken and being left in a desolate desert to die of thirst.

The dude in the three guys and one hammer vid got it pretty bad.

[MERIT] 06-11-2018 08:38 PM

I thought that dying in a fire would be the worst, but I heard that your endorphins kick in and you stop feeling it fairly quickly.

[MERIT] 06-11-2018 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1961264)
Something dramatic and long like having all of your limbs broken and being left in a desolate desert to die of thirst.

Or adrift at sea, surrounded by salt water that will kill you if you drink it? Such a slap in the face!

OccultHawk 06-11-2018 08:40 PM

breaking a hip trapped in bathroom

Frownland 06-11-2018 08:40 PM

You end up eating sand as well if you get dehydrated enough.

Exo 06-11-2018 08:41 PM

Floor made of treadmill style rollers and the rollers have sandpaper on them. Place unconscious naked man on floor. Build four walls around the floor with no doors and the walls are 20 feet high. Wait until he wakes up and then turn on the rollers. Do not turn off rollers.

Wait.

Lisnaholic 06-11-2018 08:56 PM

^ That's a particularly fiendish one, Exo.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1961269)
breaking a hip trapped in bathroom

^ Oh dear! This has the prosaic touch of genuine old-guy anxiety. Don't worry, OH, that kind of stuff only happens to other people. ;)

I always thought that being buried alive in a coffin would be one of the worst possible deaths. Damn you [MERIT] for reminding me of it!

[MERIT] 06-11-2018 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1961276)
I always thought that being buried alive in a coffin would be one of the worst possible deaths. Damn you [MERIT] for reminding me of it!

Write in your will that you want to be buried with your hand attached to a string that can ring a bell on the surface.


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