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Old 06-11-2018, 09:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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For me, it is probably being slowly crushed to death in some sort of compactor or in the back of a garbage truck.
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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or Batlord sitting on your chest and slapping you with your own hands, wearing juggalo facepaint, and repeating "stop hitting yourself".
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Something dramatic and long like having all of your limbs broken and being left in a desolate desert to die of thirst.

The dude in the three guys and one hammer vid got it pretty bad.
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I thought that dying in a fire would be the worst, but I heard that your endorphins kick in and you stop feeling it fairly quickly.
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Something dramatic and long like having all of your limbs broken and being left in a desolate desert to die of thirst.
Or adrift at sea, surrounded by salt water that will kill you if you drink it? Such a slap in the face!
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breaking a hip trapped in bathroom
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You end up eating sand as well if you get dehydrated enough.
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Floor made of treadmill style rollers and the rollers have sandpaper on them. Place unconscious naked man on floor. Build four walls around the floor with no doors and the walls are 20 feet high. Wait until he wakes up and then turn on the rollers. Do not turn off rollers.

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^ That's a particularly fiendish one, Exo.

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