Literally the funniest thing I have ever seen and proof of the power of drunkenness as comedy.

Oh and I totally used the "I heard your cunt is so split open you had to put in a tent zipper so your guts don't shoot out when you sneeze" line with a woman at work who'd just had a baby and it went off without a hitch cause it's so good it's impossible to get mad at.

Even though you hate me now I do wish we worked together.

Oh so you understand exactly why I'm side-eyeing you right now as an anarchist who's dicksucking the establishment so they'll protect your fragile ego cause you can't even take the mildest of insults without needing someone to wrap a blanket around you and make you feel loved. Hey yeah, I'm fine doing things that are not that.

I may have mentioned this before but at times when depression was bad the physical pain and symptoms would be so pronounced I couldn’t tell if I had the flu. I felt so tired and achy I wished it was just the flu.

i can relate. my depression is 100% manifested in physical symptoms. i swear i have spiraled myself into a fever.

Since I've been on here I've had what I thought was a heart attack twice, a brain tumour and bollock cancer. It was all in my head.

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No. Bad Charles. Not in this thread. Go lay down.

He was joking damn it. Either that or he's a hypochondriac.