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one-balled nipple jockey
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Tell him you need 5 grand or life just isn’t worth it anymore
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Join Date: Oct 2014
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Elph, just in case you didn't know this: Music Banter is the last place on earth you should be going for life advice.
Unless you're considering self-immolation. Folks here will gladly tell you the cheapest to place to buy gas.
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
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True that. Most likely because you had the foresight not to have children. If I had children I'd most likely abuse them with out medication simply because of my propensity to go through violent meltdowns. Even if it's not violent towards them having them see their father hurt himself or punch walls or what ever is not okay either.
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
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Edit: Actually there was that one time in 5th grade where I was getting picked on and kids were throwing my shoes around and the last person that had them when I freaked out was a girl who I jumped on top of and started wailing on her face. So I guess I should kill myself.
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
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Oh, okay. So basically like when my friend's littler brother's GF bought him a ticket to a wrestling show, drove him to it and bought him food and he spent the whole night trashing her and calling her a fat bitch in front of everybody he should kill himself.
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