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Old 12-14-2018, 12:24 AM   #341 (permalink)
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You guys can die as lonely crazy cat ladies but I'm gonna have offspring and none of you mother****ers can stop me.
We could find out where you live and castrate you.
Just sayin'.
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Old 12-14-2018, 12:29 AM   #342 (permalink)
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Thanks, man!
I probably would.
Still glad that I have a few years before I'll really have to decide.
There's a young guy where I work who had twin daugters a couple years ago. He's talking about how exhausting it's been and how all his free time is gone, but then, when he's talking about his daughters and the funny business they get up to he's got this proud and happy light in his eyes and a big smile. He clearly doesn't regret it despite how it's not without challenges.
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Old 12-14-2018, 12:43 AM   #343 (permalink)
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I leave my cat unattended and it sneaks into my room and ****s and pisses all over my sheets. Cats are pointless and they suck.
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Old 12-14-2018, 12:54 AM   #344 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2018, 12:56 AM   #345 (permalink)
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Just sayin'.
I have a feeling I'd be able to fend you off. No proof of it, just a feeling.
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Old 12-14-2018, 01:00 AM   #346 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2018, 01:26 AM   #348 (permalink)
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Thanks, man!
I probably would.
Still glad that I have a few years before I'll really have to decide.
Man- I think a lot less of you than I did 24 hours ago.
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Old 12-14-2018, 01:28 AM   #349 (permalink)
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I measure success in life by how little OH thinks of me. The less, the better.
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Old 12-14-2018, 03:11 AM   #350 (permalink)
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I have a feeling I'd be able to fend you off. No proof of it, just a feeling.
Dunno, man. I'm a pretty big guy. And not big in the fat sense.
Plus I've got some badass scissors.
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