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Chula Vista 11-09-2019 08:06 AM

Jim Jordan Appreciation.
 
Just got promoted within the GOP ranks so he can be on the panel asking questions during the public hearings. Dude's a pit-bull when it comes to defending the Donald.

Looks like he's gonna have some of his own testifying to do soon.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...octor-n1078476

Frownland 11-09-2019 08:21 AM

You good?

Mindfulness 11-09-2019 08:51 AM

lol^

Lisnaholic 11-09-2019 05:05 PM

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...w8xBA9GgUrW4&s

^ Jim Jordan waits for his turn at the podium to demand that Republicans have access to the closed-door impeachment enquiry. Forgets to mention that 49 Republicans, including himself, already have access. What does JJ do after demanding a right he already has? Presumably drives home and stands on his front lawn demanding the right to go into his own house.

Chula Vista 11-09-2019 05:13 PM

https://media0.giphy.com/media/39onH...mqVy/giphy.gif

Lisnaholic 11-09-2019 05:44 PM

^ lol. That's scary! In fact I find JJ kind of scary; luckily I'll never be cross-examined by him, unless my life takes an unexpected turn.

Chula Vista 11-09-2019 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 2088879)
^ lol. That's scary! In fact I find JJ kind of scary; luckily I'll never be cross-examined by him, unless my life takes an unexpected turn.

You have to wonder. Is it an act he can turn on and off or is he simply a total dick, the GOP knows it, and lets him chew on as much gristle as he can get.

https://grondamorin.files.wordpress....ng?w=793&h=417

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 06:17 PM

Do you watch CNN all day?

Frownland 11-09-2019 06:18 PM

With his cock out

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2088891)
With his cock out

Watch out for the birds

Chula Vista 11-09-2019 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2088892)
Watch out for the birds

Looking at that wrestling photo, he looks like the kind of guy you would have been drawn to in the showers back in High School.

Frownland 11-09-2019 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2088898)
Looking at that wrestling photo, he looks like the kind of guy you would have been drawn to in the showers back in High School.

Chula keeping it old school with the homophobia.

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2088898)
Looking at that wrestling photo, he looks like the kind of guy you would have been drawn to in the showers back in High School.

I thought that was another picture of your son or something. I mean I was like wtf...ok...

Chula Vista 11-09-2019 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2088902)
I thought that was another picture of your son or something. I mean I was like wtf...ok...

Thought we had agreed not to go there.

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2088903)
Thought we had agreed not to go there.

Not joking I really had no idea wtf that picture was. It seriously looks like one of your family things.

The Batlord 11-09-2019 06:47 PM

"Hey, ***got, don't get personal!"

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2088905)
"Hey, ***got, don't get personal!"

I swear to god I didn’t shower with his kid. WTF???

Frownland 11-09-2019 06:50 PM

Alright alright let's get this thread back on track to...whatever the hell this thread is meant for.

The Batlord 11-09-2019 06:55 PM

Isn't it about the police commissioner from Batman?

Frownland 11-09-2019 06:56 PM

I think we're supposed to talk about how awesome he is.

The Batlord 11-09-2019 06:59 PM

That ****in' mustache, bro. It could bare knuckle box Burt Reynolds any day of the week.

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2088888)

Who the hell is this?

The Batlord 11-09-2019 07:00 PM

I thought you said that was Chula's son?

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2088914)
I thought you said that was Chula's son?

Chula could you please straighten this mess out, please?

jwb 11-09-2019 07:15 PM

I hereby challenge everyone in this thread to a cage match

Frownland 11-09-2019 07:17 PM

*performs 4'33*

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2088920)
weak performance bruh

*More intense 4'33*

Nice.

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2088922)
When im running the register the total comes up 4.33 anytime there is 4 items and I go HA

Just so you know, that ruins it.

jwb 11-09-2019 07:30 PM

*hits elderly Chula with a steel chair*

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2088925)
will we ever know who that mofo is

I think he played for Penn State.

Lisnaholic 11-09-2019 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2088909)
Alright alright let's get this thread back on track to...whatever the hell this thread is meant for.

^ Nice to see some light modding, Frownland! The thread is clearly a chance to confess our homoerotic desires for Jim Jordan despite his politics.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2088922)
When im running the register the total comes up 4.33 anytime there is 4 items and I go HA

^ That´s a nice touch: what I've learned on MB impinges on my real life too.

Frownland 11-09-2019 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 2088930)
The thread is clearly a chance to confess our homoerotic desires for Jim Jordan despite his politics.

Now that I can get behind, just like Jim Jordan nnfff.

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 07:55 PM

FLARLY we ride bitches FLARLY we ride...

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPz...8P6w/giphy.gif

jwb 11-09-2019 07:55 PM

Jim Jordan
Jim Jones

Slight difference at least

Frownland 11-09-2019 08:01 PM

Jim Jordan
Michael Jordan

Think about it.

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 08:01 PM

Jordan Peterson

jwb 11-09-2019 08:03 PM

Peter Griffin

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 08:05 PM

FLoridian
Anarchists
Really
Love
You

jwb 11-09-2019 08:06 PM

Is that what that stands for?

OccultHawk 11-09-2019 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2088937)
FLoridian
Anarchists
Really
Love
You

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/me...QwP6/giphy.gif


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