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Lucem Ferre 10-23-2020 07:17 PM

IDK if I like things in my bum but men are still gross.

The Batlord 10-23-2020 07:25 PM

Just stick your finger up there next time you're jerking it. Makes it twice as good.

jwb 10-23-2020 07:28 PM

If you like a strap on then you like an actual dick even more

Strap ons are just cheap plastic fake dicks. Flesh on flesh is always better.

So if "men are gross" you have no reason not to get bottomed by a tranny, unless you're transphobic.

And if you will do that then you have no reason not to get ****ed by a man. You're facing the opposite direction and submitting to an ass ****ing as it is. If it bothers you that much that a man is doing the pumping then that's just irrational homophobia. Once you start getting your ass reamed you already accepted the most radical part of being gay.

Lucem Ferre 10-23-2020 07:37 PM

IDK, I bet a vibrating device feels better than a pee pee.

The Batlord 10-23-2020 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2140641)
If you like a strap on then you like an actual dick even more

Strap ons are just cheap plastic fake dicks. Flesh on flesh is always better.

So if "men are gross" you have no reason not to get bottomed by a tranny, unless you're transphobic.

And if you will do that then you have no reason not to get ****ed by a man. You're facing the opposite direction and submitting to an ass ****ing as it is. If it bothers you that much that a man is doing the pumping then that's just irrational homophobia. Once you start getting your ass reamed you already accepted the most radical part of being gay.

How many plastic dicks have you practiced on?

jwb 10-23-2020 07:42 PM

A vibrator, sure. I said strap on which means your standard d1ldo.

You can enjoy having your prostrate stimulated without being bi. But the more you enjoy your ass getting reamed as long as it's a woman with a strap on, the more you would like getting ****ed by a real man.

jwb 10-23-2020 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2140643)
How many plastic dicks have you practiced on?

I've practiced plenty. You think I went straight to getting ****ed without practice?

Lucem Ferre 10-23-2020 07:45 PM

Ahhh.

So you're also saying that lesbians that use strap ons aren't really lesbians and would prefer real penis.

jwb 10-23-2020 07:51 PM

In terms of texture I would assume they would prefer a real penis over a strap on but they are so repelled by men they wouldn't submit to that.

In their case that's not homophobia but just a general distaste for men.

The Batlord 10-23-2020 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2140647)
I've practiced plenty. You think I went straight to getting ****ed without practice?

Now I'm picturing a young jwb furtively looking left to right as he slaps a di1do onto the sex shop counter as the proprietess raises an eyebrow and he blushes.


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