Your imagination is predictably lacking

What about a young JWB proudly telling anybody that would listen about how he's going to stick this thing in his ass?

I mean I didn't start off with actual sex toys. You might be surprised to find out but there's no lack of phallic shaped objects for a young man to experiment with.

I didn't say that thing you'd be bragging about sticking in your ass was a sex toy.

Could have been a soda bottle. Could have been a puppy.

Nah, it's a music banter thing.

I wouldn't be bragging either way. And I would never subject a puppy to that.

I'd brag. I'd definitely brag about sticking things in my ass to make stuck up homophobes uncomfortable. Always ****ing crying about the gay man. Wah wah wah. STFU straight man.

Very brave of you. Almost as brave as taking a dick.

:laughing:

I'm going to use that.