The Stimulus Deal: What’s in It for You

I wonder if these "Trump Bucks" will become "Biden Bucks?"

Trump might **** around and make our $600 become $2000 like Bernie tried to do.

He said that's what he wants and the Democrats are against it, but the Democrats pulled his card, stepped up and said let's do it with unanimous support.

Stop the Steal

Honestly probably to nobody’s surprise I’d be thrilled to trade our worthless so-called democracy that has never benefited me in any way whatsoever for an additional $1400.

i could of used them 2 gees on strippers dang why couldnt yall fools vote for dat boy trump sleepy joe is lame

Join Date: Apr 2009

You can't possibly still be a pre-teen.

What? A grown man don’t wanna get paid? Dafuq is that?

Only mentally.

gettin paid gettin paiidddd :P aint nothin like a payday

Im ready for Chip n dales !!!!

Norg for the most underrated poster of 2020.

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:rolleyes:

As if McConnell won't shoot that down. I don't know why Trump chose that battle if he wasn't willing to see it through. It's like Trump challenged McConnell to an arm wrestling contest but never showed up but we're all waiting to see if McConnell will admit that he wouldn't have shown up if Trump had actually shown up.

Losing caused his testosterone to drop

Reported for sexism.

With 18% of the vote? And that was the highest? So most who were asked said "**** off! I've more important things to think about!"

Also:

Republicans chose Trump as their most admired by 48 percent, and no other public figure got more than 2 percent of Republicans’ votes.

It's been at least twenty years since any American said "I've".

Mitch said **** it IM TAKING THE Fudgeing BLADE !!!!!!!! WHy would someone commit Worldwide character suicide upon themselfs LOL

he Seppuku on himself LOL

Because this **** works for McConnell as it has always worked and if you don't understand that then you're just a tourist. McConnell cares about big donors and court picks and if you don't affect that then you might as well be dead.

Sorry good sir, I do not speak American. Mayhap you could be kind enough to afford me the loan of an American-English dictionary, hardbound of course? Much obliged, dont'cha know? Topping!
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Goddamn I’ve been waiting for like how long? Two or three years for someone else to finally realize that. My dick is rock hard. Or at least it would be if it weren’t for lexapro

With Trump a no-show, Mar-a-Lago guests left to party maskless with Rudy Giuliani and Vanilla Ice https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/01/polit...eve/index.html

lulzzz

Actually it's just Asians that are better at handling it. South Korea, Vietnam, China...

Meanwhile Iran , Russia, Brazil, Belarus etc suck at handling it just like the west does.

Obviously having that kind of authority makes it easier to deal with but your leaders also have to know wtf they're doing. South east asian countries have been dealing with these sorts of outbreaks on a smaller scale for decades. All those Sars / bird flu / etc scares were the perfect practice drills for the big game.

PS got my stimulus yesterday

lulzzz

That’s what’s up new-ants

Did you get one? You working currently? Cause they go by your W2s. If you're not working you should still be able to get one you just have to go on the website and go through the process.

That's what I had to do for the $1200 one cause technically I was working as an independent contractor and not paying taxes.

I got it, son

I got a new job, too

It’s through an adult literacy project part of a community outreach thing by the local community college

Can’t be done virtually though

That's awesome man. They pay you good?

Thanks

It’s like when I taught junior high but with a lot less paid vacay so I guess that just means less in real terms - also if I still had that job it would be considerably more now because I’d be a few steps higher and Florida teachers got a raise across the board

more than cutting fish though and it contributes to my Florida retirement fund that I’ve managed not to have to cash out on for a huge loss

I can’t collect that without a huge penalty until I’m 65 and you don’t get any of the maturity from it if you cash out early on top of it

It’s not much but it pays a little something monthly until you die unless the state reneges - you can lump sum it but even though I figure I’m gonna die early I’m not going to do that - figure it’s safer

I bet you're glad you didn't take that prison gig

That would’ve been like 10g more a year

At this point I'd give living in Cina a shot on a work visa.

Dude. If you got an English teaching job there your quality of life would go up 1000%. That’s not even me being a larping Maoist or any ****. That’s real talk truth.

Friend of mine does it. The family he works for treats him like royalty.