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Old 07-19-2022, 08:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn't talk about it, "For I did not speak of my own Accord." - John 12:49
You're getting better!
John wrote that just before knocking off for lunch?
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I heard he had an abscess in his stomach and every time he farted it sounded like someone saying "Honda", thus the phrase: "Abscess makes the fart go Honda".


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Yes, when he (very quickly) ascended to Heaven. Probably to escape Mary Mags, who was fawning over him a bit too much.
Let he who is without sin fit the first dilithium crystal...
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Old 07-19-2022, 08:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2022, 08:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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NEVER give away your sources! Page one, ribbons! Page one!
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Old 07-19-2022, 09:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I must not lie and make Him cry.
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Old 07-19-2022, 09:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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John wrote that just before knocking off for lunch?
Bro she beat the pants off all of us. That's a once in a lifetime pun. Just bow down and accept it.
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